first 5 private messages or emails recived

Do NOT give this scammer your address.

Think about it?--how wise it is to give your details to a complete stranger?

Don't be stupid and shine this mug on.

Emailed you bro, heres a free bump! Hope am a lucky la' ;)

What mate?

Your putting me off now, what you talkin about?

mail you have sir

sample arrived as promised,bit shocked at how they looked "golden orange"but necked 2 and felt great necked the other 3 and was wobbly like jelly.not a scammer.in fact a very nice bloke.order placed.

I was just about to send my email when there was a knock at the door. "Who could that be?" I asked myself as I traversed the hallway.

I opened the door and Colin, the postman, declared "PACKAGE FOR YOU" a little too loudly.
"Colin" said I "I think your hearing aid is on the blink again".
"YEAH" replied Colin "I'M DONE FOR THE DAY AFTER THESE LAST FEW HOUSES AND THEN I'VE GOT A ROUND BOOKED. SEE YOU LATER PAL" he waved as he jogged off towards next door.

I opened the package as I went back to finishing my email and was somewhat surprised to find that ValiumKing1966 had pre-empted my request and had already sent me some free special valium.

One thing I was unsure of was the description of "through the door". When I'd first read this I had a mental image of it being put through my letterbox without any interaction from me. Pondering on it I suppose it technically came through the doorway, but does that count as through the door which was open and did not participate in the delivery at all.

To keep this brief, I can confirm that the valium is special, and was most certainly a suprise. Good work Valiumking1966.