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worm
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is that it? stick with the dick jokes - it's all you've got.
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Man In Soiled Nappy
Bangkok, Thailand
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Eve and the Serpents wrote: I don't have a defecation fetish. In fact, I wish humans didn't defecate and instead did something a lot nicer and less unappealing. Think of an actress you have a huge crush on you, now imagine them going to the toilet. It's really off-putting. What actresses do you reckon do the nicest poos? I reckon Kate Beckinsale does ickle plops that smell like buttercups. I definitely let her do a stool on my chest.
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Since: Jun 12
Swansea, UK
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Dawn French prob does the old pebbledash routine we're all familiar of!
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“Kitten with a lunging whip”
Since: Apr 12
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Man In Soiled Nappy wrote: <quoted text> Oh my God - that's sooooo cute. Mwah x infinity. lol What would I be if I was the person that you wouldn't rather I be?(Does that even make any sense?) So, erm, Eve...would I get a free nosh if we ever met? And do it in a really public place, like the self-service checkout in Tesco on a Saturday. Only if you had a really attractive penis.
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“To see, is to be.”
Since: Jun 12
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JSM Bulk wrote: Dawn French prob does the old pebbledash routine we're all familiar of! I'd imagine Dawn French splatters the bowl mate! That's if there's anything left of the toilet after she's sat onit..
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“Kitten with a lunging whip”
Since: Apr 12
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She doesn't look like that anymore. After Lenny she lost a lot of weight.
I found that relationship immensely weird.
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Since: Jun 12
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Oh ok, I'm thinking more "vicar of dibley" than a slender version. Our Lenny smashed her back doors to bits! All big white woman love a black man
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“Kitten with a lunging whip”
Since: Apr 12
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How do you figure that? It's a fallacy all black men have large penises.
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Since: Jun 12
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I see what you did there, fallacy = phallus. I dunno I'm being silly and should probably goto sleep now..
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“Kitten with a lunging whip”
Since: Apr 12
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Judged:
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To be honest, that's all I was thinking when I wrote it down.
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Man In Soiled Nappy
Alberti, Argentina
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Eve and the Serpents wrote: How do you figure that? It's a fallacy all black men have large penises. I just like stereotypes. Google 'Mandingo'. Or look at one of the tube sites. He can only stick half of it inside. It's like he's got a third arm attached to his crotch region. Eve...erm....err..? Christ, I'm getting all shy and nervous.
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“Kitten with a lunging whip”
Since: Apr 12
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I already know who that is...
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“Kitten with a lunging whip”
Since: Apr 12
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The real question is:
Do YOU have an attractive-looking penis.
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Man In Soiled Nappy
Chisinau, Moldova
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Eve and the Serpents wrote: The real question is: Do YOU have an attractive-looking penis. I'd say I am in possession of an "attractive falas" Not quite sure how you'd rate it, but I'm going to tie a pink ribbon around the shaft.
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superted66
London, UK
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Man In Soiled Nappy wrote: <quoted text> I'd say I am in possession of an "attractive falas" Not quite sure how you'd rate it, but I'm going to tie a pink ribbon around the shaft. haha
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“Kitten with a lunging whip”
Since: Apr 12
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I don't think you truly understand what I mean, til you have seen as many as I have.
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Man In Soiled Nappy
Chisinau, Moldova
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Eve and the Serpents wrote: I don't think you truly understand what I mean, til you have seen as many as I have. I appreciate the fact that you've seen many a pork wand. I'm happy with the length and circumference of my John Thomas. Is that the same with your beef curtains? Do you have rather flappy labia? Or are they neat, tidy and 'god dayam' tight?..
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“Kitten with a lunging whip”
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It's not really to do with just size, it's shape, no it's more than that. I can't explain it.
I have largeish labial lips, I was considering getting them pierced when I had my nipples done, a few years ago.
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“Kitten with a lunging whip”
Since: Apr 12
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Like you haven't seen, anyway.
I just like the word "labial"
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Man In Soiled Nappy
Chisinau, Moldova
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Eve and the Serpents wrote: Like you haven't seen, anyway. I just like the word "labial" Do you reckon you'll get stretch marks when your impregnated? Or will you rub coconut butter all over your tum-tum? You know what, there's money to be made if you've got a bun in the oven. Sexy time with a preggers lady. You can charge extra for that...
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