pharmacy for sale

So I inherited a working pharmacy from my grandfather today, who passed away last week when he OD'd on ecstasy. It's about 5,400 sq. ft., and it is fully stocked and operational with everything from greeting cards to crutches to every drug imaginable.

As I know nothing about running a business - I work as a roller coaster operator and part time psychic - I figure I'd be better off just selling the thing.

I know, I know. The big question on your mind is "how much oxycodone is in stock?" As of last count, there were 70000 30 mg pills in the back room, as well as a host of various OPs, vicodins, percs, patches, etc.

I'm selling the keys to the store for $250,000, but of course you're going to need a pharmacist's license to legally take ownership, so I'll sell you my grandfather's for photoshop purposes for an additional $10,000.

$260,000 all told, and you can have the keys to the kingdom. Until it's sold I'm also renting access to the store for $20 a second, take whatever you can grab. Reservations must be made in advance with a 100% deposit. Contact me for instructions on how to wire me money. Talk to you soon

This is funny but hey at least you have an imagination.

ROFL. This is the best one I have seen on here.

LMFAO!!!

How many viagara pills are in the store? Alls I got is like 32 bux.

"I work as a roller coaster operator and part time psychic"

"Until it's sold I'm also renting access to the store for $20 a second,"

I missed that part the first read through. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

Hilarious!! Thank you frankturner for the good laugh today!

OMG cracking up!! This is almost as funny as the fun I am having with Johaness Klen!!
Haha @$20/second!! HILARIOUS! When I saw this title I just knew it was gonna be a scammeroonian!! Thanks for the laugh!!:)

Why is everyone laughing? You guys better hurry up before there's nothing left but hemorrhoid cream

bahaha do you have the hemorrhoid cream at best quality affordable rates?? lol!!

I just want to say that frankturner is a scammer. I paid $100 for 5 seconds and he put a banana peel on the floor so I slipped and wasted all my seconds. Frank, I want my money back!

LMAO!! You better refund her the $100 Frank!! I was gonna rent a whole minute but now since you scammed SF I am thinking otherwise!! Pay her back Frank!!

Lol. Hey, I never said it was gonna be easy... You were lucky though. Since you left I added a moat and put estrogen pills in all the opana bottles.

I would like to know if I may charge it and pay you later? I probably only need a couple of days to Have payment. I am very respected member long time. Let me know ASAP. I would like to take possession of my new property immediately!! Thanks.

Whoa whoa whoa... Are you trying to scam me here survivor? This is SERIOUS BUSINESS! I tell you what ill do. After we find a sucker to buy the place, you and me will clean it out, light it on fire and collect the insurance money. How's THAT for a scam? Take that Cameroonians...

I very interested in your bizness, sir frank turner. I am lavanda chardonay. I am from a small town in middle north africa. I lost my dear husband 2 months ago when a fly climbed into our tent and struck him with the aids. i would like to discuss a business venture with you. please respond swiftly before its too late. my later husband left me with 2,000,000,000,000,000. i would like it go to charity from you family. i hope to spank with you soon before its too late. seasons greatings, lavanda chardonay

Painboi_1_ wrote:

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He really is a SCAMMER ,
He uses a variety of SCAMMER name's,
PB !!!

Wow PB you see scam every where, you must be one paranoid sob

Painboi_1_ wrote:

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He really is a SCAMMER ,
He uses a variety of SCAMMER name's,
PB !!!

Dammit! How did you figure me out painboi? I really thought this scam was foolproof

PB, i think youre confused with that thread. frank never hid who he was, look at the email. he was looking for a f2f meet up to buy, not sell. then came back after and said the guy was ok. i did the same thing in my town&was just trying to help (this is my regular name tho) and you ate me alive too! alot of us DO end up meeting people f2f on here safely! just saying ;)

I'm glad this scam has been revealed. I almost sent some cash.