I just hurt myself shaving my nuts

YOU TUBE DUDE lS KING wrote:

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You gotta be talking about fla mike right?

animal6969 wrote:

I once nicked myself with scissors. Left me crying like a little bitch. Now I get shakes and sweats whenever I have to pick up a pair in the shower. I agree that there should be some grass in the playing field. A nice little trimmed landing strip is easy on the eyes.

arizonaenigma wrote:

i on the other hand use rogaine and grow it out...ive got some sweet beaded dreads down there. can't wear tighty whiteys anymore so i crocheted these awesome rasta boxers that i stuff all the dreads in...irie mon!

YOU TUBE DUDE lS KING wrote:

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I don't have a "Puss". But your momma shaved hers up nice
for me the other night. Tell her I said thanks while you're in Middleburg
Fl. Visiting her.

the darknight is here wrote:

<quoted text>such a nasty thing to say from such a judgmental proclaimed christian.

WARFYWARFYWARFY wrote:

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my ex girlfriend didnt have a landing strip.
So many f ucking planes landed there it was like a runway at a goddam international airport.
bitch

ritzer11 wrote:

<quoted text>Idk I'll have 2 give it a shot. It could B cuz I stuff socks down my pants 2 give the illusion of having a big pkg but maybe I shld use socks that R washed instead of thase stanky 1s that sat under my bed 4 so long next 2 the underware that seems to B moving & tlking 2 me right now. I think its saying please clean me or kill me IDK I dont speak chonieanease
PEACE

ritzer11 wrote:

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Idk I'll have 2 give it a shot. It could B cuz I stuff socks down my pants 2 give the illusion of having a big pkg but maybe I shld use socks that R washed instead of thase stanky 1s that sat under my bed 4 so long next 2 the underware that seems to B moving & tlking 2 me right now. I think its saying please clean me or kill me IDK I dont speak chonieanease
PEACE

allexxis wrote:

oh ritzer you crack me up!!

ritzer11 wrote:

As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the next passengers or the spouse.
A good landing is one from which you can walk away. A great landing is one after which they cant use the landin stip again.
The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the ability of your landing.
PEACE
I'm sorry

Big pauly the king wrote:

Don't u hear that boom bodo boom voodoo baby!!! That super bass!!!!

Big pauly the king wrote:

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Yeah he is one of the funniest dudes here if not the funniest, his close to getting to my level greatness but not quite yet.