I just hurt myself shaving my nuts

WARFYWARFYWARFY wrote:

can i get xanax for that you think? im really anxious right now and may have a seizure. they are only half shaved and that makes me nervous.

lmao!

Lol

Yeah U deff dont wanna B nervous & shakin while gettin thru the other half of that, been there & its forever changed me. But I doubt Ur gonna get many f2f 4 xanax tonite after reading what U need them 4 but the many times I did that my Dr gave me 30s the next day for the razor burn. I use a straight edge, is that U use 2?

you owe me a new phone for making spit water out from cracking up ! damn you jk

WARFYWARFYWARFY wrote:

its nerve racking walking around with one hairy nut. i should invent a ball shaver that works well so i dont have this issue but whats done is done what can i get for this seriously

I think u meant to say u want painkillers for the pain from the cut !

WARFYWARFYWARFY wrote:

can i get xanax for that you think? im really anxious right now and may have a seizure. they are only half shaved and that makes me nervous.

LOL - By "hurt" do you mean there are "bumps"? Cuz you might need valtrex! LOL! J/K (well serious if you have bumps, but mostly just joking)

Do a lot of guys shave their sac? I'm honestly curious. I know a lot of guys "manscape",(to not have the "70s bush) but is shaving your balls a good idea? Seems like the skin would be really sensitive...not to mention thin and possibly fragile

BTW - ritz, you crack me up! I LOVE your humor! It's so original and out there, gets me every time!!

ALSO - should have known my girl glam would post here!(But, then again, so did I,lol)

Hey Bro if U go 2 the ER they might do an emergency ballharectomy, its same day & they'll prolly send U home wit some xanax & aftershave
Good luck
PEACE

WARFYWARFYWARFY wrote:

can i get xanax for that you think? im really anxious right now and may have a seizure. they are only half shaved and that makes me nervous.

your a dumbass

Yes, a lot of guys shave half the sack. Then they light the other half on fire and kill the crabs that run out with a fork.

mybackfcknhurts wrote:

BTW - ritz, you crack me up! I LOVE your humor! It's so original and out there, gets me every time!!
ALSO - should have known my girl glam would post here!(But, then again, so did I,lol)

you know I gotta check out something that involves shaving genitals

I really think you should try waxing next time. I guarantee you wont cut yourself.......

WARFYWARFYWARFY wrote:

<quoted text>go back into your cave and finger bang a raccoon you inbred hillbilly

Good come back bro, I would be pretty uneasy with one ball hairy too, just try not to think about it.

if you need help waxing give me a ring

You gotta stretch that shit out so u don't cut it. NAIR does work pretty good but don't leave it on to lobg or you'll burn your junk

WARFYWARFYWARFY wrote:

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that might rip the bag and they will fall out on the floor

LMAO, right to tears.

WARFYWARFYWARFY wrote:

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that might rip the bag and they will fall out on the floor

whats the matter still sucking the sack.

Ouch waxing Ur nutts IDK know about that & I wood usually take Ur advise allexxis but that I wood not recommend.
Hey BTW WARFY I think someone invented that already. I think it was the same ppl that made the Flowbie. IDK 4 sure tho
I dont shave mine down as far now cuz when it grew in my ex wood say its like smacking her chin, a** ect with a wire brush so now I leave a lil dirt on the floor.
Good luck
PEACE

Where was this thread Friday ?! i could have used some advise. I give the bush a # 1 with the clippers and shave any on the shaft and balls. The key is to Buy a woman razor , try Schick Quatro for women .. Works wonders!!

to much info?!

if it save one mans balls , i have done my duties.

BR; Jay

I wasnt serious ritzer LOL It would literally rip the skin off his balls,LMAO