Faster, cheaper justice for all

The trouble with Justices is that they were Lawyers. You might think, "well of cource they are dumb dumb, they'd have to be to become Justices", and you'd be right, however that still doesn't make it good in the natural progession of things.
You see, the problem is glaringly obvious! Lawyers [once elevated in politics] inevitably throw their fellow Lawyers a bone. It is a rarity to see a Justice make a decision that will take jobs away from his [now having to pretend they're not] friends.
As if the Nation needs more frivolous lawsuits over the most idiotic things imaginable! Well, anyway Lawyer guys and gals, get those yellow page ads ready because here come the jobs.

HERE'S JUSTICE FOR YOU.
IF YOU'RE 93 YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO KNOW THE ROAD RULES, YOU CAN CROSS A WHITE UNBROKEN LINE. YOU CAN GO PUBLIC AND SAY YOU DON'T KNOW THE ROAD RULES AND THUMB THE REST OF US WHO WOULD BE PINCHED AND LOSE OUR LICENCE'S IF WE DID THE SAME.

DON'T BELEIVE ME?
DO WHAT MAY SIMMS IS DOING AND LET ME KNOW.

"Channel 7' Sunrise program (11 July 2012) praised 93 yo May Simms's driving.Simms who was filmed driving off in her car twice bragged, she does not know the road rules and if she is ever questioned when asking for a licence she will not get it. She is aware of her own deviance. Further, while Ch 7 praised the bad driver I noted the following: Simms didnot make a shoulder check,Simms crossed over an unbroken white line. Anyone else would accrue points, have their licence confiscated.Not her?"