Man tried to hide guitar in pants

is that a Fender in your pocket or are you EXTREMELY happy to see me?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

Was he stringing him along?

"Strumming my life with his fingers..."

ROFL!!!

Killing me softly with his dong...killing me softly...

I keep trying to hide my flute!

Frank Zappa said it all...

You know, your momma and your daddy
Saying I'm no good for you
They call me dirty from the alley
Till I don't know what to do

I get so tired of sneakin' around
Just to get to your back door
I crawl past the garbage and
Your momma jumps out, screamin'
"Don't come back no more"
I can't take it

My guitar wants to kill your mama
My guitar wants to kill your mama
My guitar wants to burn your dad
I get real mean when it makes me mad

Later I tried to call you
Your momma told me you weren't there
She told me: "Don't bother to call again"
'Less I cut off all my hair

I get so tired of sneakin' around
Just to get to your back door
I crawl past the garbage and
Your momma jumps out, screamin'
"Don't come back no more"

Later I tried to call you
Your momma told me you weren't there
She told me: "Don't bother to call again"
'Less I cut off all my hair
I get so tired of sneakin' around
Just to get to your back door
I crawl past the garbage and
Your momma jumps out, screamin'
"Don't come back no more"

My guitar wants to kill your mama
My guitar wants to kill your mama
My guitar wants to burn your dad
I get real mean when it makes me mad

Most people are searching for the organ!

I always have problems with guitars in women's pants. Especially the G strings!

Les Paul just try to get along!

Imagine if the shoplifter was a Cello player...

STOP!! STOP!! I'm too young to be this close to wettign myself!!

Just give him some oboe room!

Tuba Steak Boogie! Okay I will stop. Too much Sax and Violins!

MamaGorilla wrote:

STOP!! STOP!! I'm too young to be this close to wettign myself!!

ROFL!! Thats a funny comment MamaGorilla!!

La Sunshine wrote:

<quoted text>ROFL!! Thats a funny comment MamaGorilla!!

It's MH's fault - can't YOU do anything about it?:)

I wuz adjusting my strangs on my banjo. A guy told me it sounded Chinese. I sayd "Why yes!" "It be cawled "Tun Ning!" Okay this is the last one I promise.

MamaGorilla wrote:

<quoted text>
It's MH's fault - can't YOU do anything about it?:)

Do you have any ideas?? Pass them on to me...

i've been gone far too long...

MamaGorilla wrote:

STOP!! STOP!! I'm too young to be this close to wettign myself!!

Everytime I read your comment, I bust out laughing...hang tuff MamaGorilla.....I would try to control it, but tell me what you want me to do....lol