Keep your dog safe on the Fourth

Do these 4th of July safety tips also apply to my ship, the Santa Maria? She is sitting alone and defenseless in the harbor and I worry about her safety tonight.

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DBS wrote:

Do these 4th of July safety tips also apply to my ship, the Santa Maria? She is sitting alone and defenseless in the harbor and I worry about her safety tonight.
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No John, nobody gives a crap about your bathtub toys.

Keep your DBS safe on the 4th!

I agree. But why does he who goes by no name keep relentlessly attacking you. I think he is insane.

Well, DBS is in rehab now, and he is a bit on edge. Also, when we see him on Topix, that means he has had to escape temporarily from rehab to access a computer, which underlies a certain tension in his comments. I dont think he would hate on people so much if he had his own computer in rehab.

I'll buy him a computer for his rehab room if that will shut him up, if that will keep him mollified. I didn't realize that for him a computer is like a lollipop to a baby.

DBS fan wrote:

I'll buy him a computer for his rehab room

With what?

Your Welfare/SSI check?

No thanks, I have a Mac with a 24 inch screen, and full surround sound system, in my HOUSE that I OWN.

sure thing. just like you've seen Jeffrey and Colby play bite the pillow. you're so deep in your delusions you no longer know what reality is. you're a serial liar who doesn't even realize you're lying. you're really sick. i can recommend some excellent mental health professionals who can coax you back into objective reality.

Skeptic wrote:

sure thing. just like you've seen Jeffrey and Colby play bite the pillow. you're so deep in your delusions you no longer know what reality is. you're a serial liar who doesn't even realize you're lying. you're really sick. i can recommend some excellent mental health professionals who can coax you back into objective reality.

Put the fork down and push away from the table, Pat. Go look up BJ and go for a waddle. It's good for your heart.

Buzz wrote:

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Put the fork down and push away from the table, Pat. Go look up BJ and go for a waddle. It's good for your heart.

Maybe they could have a waddling contest to raise money for BJ's felony trial?

Or buy John some job applications!!

At 225 pounds, I do a bit of waddling myself!!!!

DBS wrote:

At 225 pounds, I do a bit of waddling myself!!!!

Yup.

First I waddle my way to one of my cars.

Then I waddle from the car to my JOB where I WORK.

After WORK, where I EARN my PAYCHECK, I waddle back to my car.

Then I waddle from the car to my HOUSE that I PAID FOR with my EARNINGS.

But you wouldn't know anything about that kind of thing.

Colbyscumbag wrote:

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Yup.
First I waddle my way to one of my cars.
Then I waddle from the car to my JOB where I WORK.
After WORK, where I EARN my PAYCHECK, I waddle back to my car.
Then I waddle from the car to my HOUSE that I PAID FOR with my EARNINGS.
But you wouldn't know anything about that kind of thing.

No I wouldn't because previously you said you were athletic, but I am definitely glad that you are confessing your obesity now.

One more mole whacked!

And afterwards, I waddle up the stairs of my HOUSE that my EARNINGS PAID for, to spend the night with my lovely ladypartner,(who has a College Degree, and a REAL JOB), and enjoy each other, before getting a good night's rest, before GOING TO WORK again.

Colbyscumbag wrote:

And afterwards, I waddle up the stairs of my HOUSE that my EARNINGS PAID for, to spend the night with my lovely ladypartner,(who I paid for), and enjoy each other, before getting a good night's rest, before GOING TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE again.

LOL