Sex with a Vacuum = 90-Day Prison Sentence

Will they bring the vacuum to visit him while he is in jail?

Shoe wrote:

Will they bring the vacuum to visit him while he is in jail?

they'll have to,,,,,, their married!!!! lol

Is he allowed conjugal visits from this vacuum? Does he still have to pay it in quarters?

Talk about a bj

Here in Australia 2 years ago there was a Road Rage on the street. Car A braked too soon on the Yellow Lights. Car B just bought two new car tyres and had to brake really hard and did not like it. So, the two angry man of Car B followed the stupid Car A all the way to his house. When Car A driver got off the two angry man of car B killed the stupid driver of Car A with a red Vacumm Cleaner. The Police were call and arrested the two angry man. The two angry man were Mormons on their way to Church but they hit too hard the stupid man of Car A on the head and broked his skull so they ended up in prison instead. The Vacumm Cleaner and the two angry Mormons met again on the Court when the Judge asked them if the Vacumm Cleaner was theirs. Those Vacumm Cleaners if you are not carful can send people to prison.

well, i need to know if it was love at first sight,,,ya know,,,like the other thread is asking???

stacked and proud wrote:

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they'll have to,,,,,, their married!!!! lol

WRONG!! Women don't give bj's after they become married. It's a well known FACT!

This realy realllly SUCKS!

Ghost wrote:

Here in Australia 2 years ago there was a Road Rage on the street. Car A braked too soon on the Yellow Lights. Car B just bought two new car tyres and had to brake really hard and did not like it. So, the two angry man of Car B followed the stupid Car A all the way to his house. When Car A driver got off the two angry man of car B killed the stupid driver of Car A with a red Vacumm Cleaner. The Police were call and arrested the two angry man. The two angry man were Mormons on their way to Church but they hit too hard the stupid man of Car A on the head and broked his skull so they ended up in prison instead. The Vacumm Cleaner and the two angry Mormons met again on the Court when the Judge asked them if the Vacumm Cleaner was theirs. Those Vacumm Cleaners if you are not carful can send people to prison.

Australian, Mormon, and incarcerated. Can life be any worse?

The poor guys wife was using th hose first and taking photos. I read that this was George Bush!

He looks an acts just like George Bush!

Which member of the GOP was this?

catch22 wrote:

This realy realllly SUCKS!

It blows.
I thought he reversed the switch.

XD

I wonder

Was it everything he wanted ?
Was it everything he needed ?
If He haven't used a vacuum
Then He might have reseeded

But
He found out that theres a price to pay
Yeah,When he gets out of Jail ...someday

Beckie Godwin wrote:

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It blows.
I thought he reversed the switch.
XD

Yikes!! Hoover Manuever

Was the vacuum cleaner acting in a suggestive manner?

LOLOL;)

Reminds me of Zappa's Joe's Garage.

Vacuum cleaners are people too..!!!!!!

Some of my best friends a..........oops

the vacuim was winking at him and shaking her hips.