Pickens County, Georgia worms & snakes

Less c ifn I got this strate. Loco(l) authority gets wiff of wacky rabbits, goes into Barney Fife mode, pursues case with diligent fervor goaded on by some that might like chicken better than rabbits till owner says he's mighty like leavin the county.

But Barney tips over a hidden can of worms whil on the case. Worms make a public apperance in the local Pickens Progress paper and for some reason propagate to a diferunt county office which already has a file closet full of stinkin worms that smell ten times worse than the rabbits ever could.

County Comish says 'hay, I've got a lil' ol' problum here' and calls in is legal eagle for a fix.

Now eagles don't particularily like worms but they shore like snakes in the grass and it seems th eagle done found a nest full. Whut with things happenin like usin a little 'white out sometimes, or intimidating church folks and maybe jes changing a numnber or 2 here and thar in the 'records' or makin a little ol' zonein change that shouldn't smount to ahill o beans to mos folks.

Now some officials and snakes in the grass git away with whutever as long as they never get penalized and will continue to do so until some eager eagle swoops down, makes a grab, soars back up to 10,000 feet and maybe drops its prey while squawking at another bird.

Now, if you had yur druthers, wouldn't you rather see an eagle at work than a snake in the grass any ol' day??

Since my father is, or was, a "somewhat" Pickens Co. celebrity a few years back,(I'm sure that Mr. Roy remembers him, right Roy???) I hesitated to add my name to this post. BUT, being the BURDGE that I am, I had to. Seems as though some things never change over there in Pickens, do they??? Some of the citizen's employees think that they are some type of GOD, and are full of themselves.... Me thinks that you got too many Barneys runnin' round over thar.