Man Arrested After Washing Genitals in Park Drinking Fountain

LOL. Geno got caught washing his vagina in the drinking fountain again. Bwahahahahahahaha.

65007noogard wrote:

LOL. Geno got caught washing his vagina in the drinking fountain again. Bwahahahahahahaha.

I may never drink from a public water fountain again.

65007noogard wrote:

LOL. Geno got caught washing his vagina in the drinking fountain again. Bwahahahahahahaha.

I guess he just wasn't feeling so fresh........

Billy R wrote:

<quoted text>I guess he just wasn't feeling so fresh........

LoL. There's not enough Summer's Eve in the entire country to make that happen :0)

milwaukee69 wrote:

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I may never drink from a public water fountain again.

Hehehe. Certainly not one in Portland :0)

Dejavu? Borat the movie? Taking a Dump in public? eww..

I'm not sure why, but I can't quit laughing.
Does anyone else wonder what happened before that?

Are there no public restrooms where he could take care of himself in private? If he's homeless, he's not anymore. Now he's got 3 hots and a cot. And a place to take a real shower.

Disgusting animal.

"Misuse of a drinking fountain"! That might be the funniest criminal charge in the history of crime!

Who still braves the various unknowns to drink from public water fountains anyway? Not me.[shudder]
The public restrooms, yes, if need arises, but that's the other end of the equation. No way do my lips sample donations from fountains. I'd go in the restroom and drink from a facet first.

Which begs the question, why didn't Mr. Cleanus use a restroom facility? Evidently exposure was his primary goal. Or,.. he had a fetish for double dipping in the community punch bowl.

Think about it,.. think about it,.. that's right, he's the one who got caught. What,?.. you think all street people are our friends?

off the trail wrote:

Who still braves the various unknowns to drink from public water fountains anyway?Which begs the question, why didn't Mr. Cleanus use a restroom facility?

Four words - Mad Dog 20-20

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BORAT! I say!

milwaukee69 wrote:

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Four words - Mad Dog 20-20
Disclaimer:
The above poster is not, nor has ever attempted to offend anybody with his posts. His posts are for entertainment puposes only and should not be attempted without a supervised professional. The poster is not responsible for any hurt or damaged feelings in an attempt to garnish said humor.

Did you take offense? If so, it puzzles me. One point of clarification, I am female, I don't drink except for the occasional Miller Chill, and I actually like you. One statement you made about leaving the inner child behind will stay with me forever.
Are we on the wrong foot over something? If so, I missed it, but if you wish I'll refrain from replying to any of your postings.
Peace to you.

65007noogard wrote:

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LoL. There's not enough Summer's Eve in the entire country to make that happen :0)

Janitor in a drum might be a better choice......

off the trail wrote:

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Did you take offense? If so, it puzzles me. One point of clarification, I am female, I don't drink except for the occasional Miller Chill, and I actually like you. One statement you made about leaving the inner child behind will stay with me forever.
Are we on the wrong foot over something? If so, I missed it, but if you wish I'll refrain from replying to any of your postings.
Peace to you.

No, not at all trail...I posted the disclaimer in response to the "Ellen DeGeneres dead at 54" thread.

No worries...exept for the Miller Chill...blaaaaaach ***shivers***

-patricia- wrote:

BORAT! I say!

Sexytime with drinky fountain!

Billy R wrote:

<quoted text>Janitor in a drum might be a better choice......

Bwhahahahahahahahahaha.

Lawrence Wolf wrote:

<quoted text>Sexytime with drinky fountain!

lol

kinda makes you think twice about a KIDDIE COCKTAIL or HIGHBALL

milwaukee69 wrote:

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No, not at all trail...I posted the disclaimer in response to the "Ellen DeGeneres dead at 54" thread.
No worries...exept for the Miller Chill...blaaaaaach ***shivers***

Thanks for clearing that up.
*chuckle* I fear many of my friends feel the same way about Miller Chill. On the bright side, that allows my personal six pack to last a week or two. I keep a pack of bud light for their visits.