My little portagee Jeff Hamrich knows how to shake down the thieft victums and make them shutup. He's got the best ways of puting feer in there harts so they go mump when we take our boneusses from there loot. Then we got Judge Lulu Snuffdip" Powell to cuver for us in the corthouse. Crime victums is at the botom of the todum poll. And if they dont go away then we always have them sooped up tazers like Debidy Dee yewzes to zapp em with.

New payoff ruls. Farced Sidy street hookers -- 30%. Rellerferdton street hookers -- 25%. Spindell Street hookers -- 8%. Cathouses: Spindell: 40% and a case of cawniack at Crismess. Rellerferdon cathouses: 50% and seegars wrapped in hunderd doller bills at crismess fer me and Det. Lt. Sammie the Weasel. Farced Siddy cathousses: 40% and free dates to be past out to the sherff's picks of the men durning hollydays. Gilkey Cathouse -- 8% on accounta my cousins runnin it.

Proseeds of buggulers: razed frum 40 to 50% on accountof a bad yeer. ON accounta nozie feds, no seral numbers and no sadderny nite speshals. Onley hiclass stuff.

Whenever we git a big lode of hot snapons and booty in like we did from our faverit groth inderstry the crackhed Fisher-Waters gang and there crack ho's we tell the victum we have his tules and then when he gits just a handful of them back we krawll up trees bassackards to mayk ixkewses. Wee luv to heer em sqwall. After all wee are the lawe. an wee mayk the lawe.

His mark __X__ Jowls Conner, Hiest Sherf, Rellerfurd Cownty

Note to all detegdivs and deppidys we use this as our messige bord caus noboddy ixcep us in Rellerferd cownty can reed Let us know when Debbidy Dee has stoped anuther hart with Ol Sparky his tazer

tiped by Lulu Bumpgartner