DOT survey wants to know driver origins, destinations

Our tax dollars at work.

Well.... Today I am taking my beautiful Expedition to Miami to cop some primo dope and coke for a party we are having at my garage this evening. We are going to sit around and admire my new Expedition . I met a new broad and I want to impress her with my new Expedition. Chicks dig big SUV's and especially my Expedition. I just installed a new bush guard on it and she will really dig it. I have Serius radio in it and I will play Led Zeplin to impress her. I need to go to Publix to get beer in Coral Springs and I need to get some Tequila mix also in Margate. That about raps it up. Oh Yea .. I need to get my Expedition washed to impress her.. I may need to stop off to get some roofies just in case the licquer doesn't work in Lauderhill. Can I have my $50.00 bucks now, I'm a little short.

Expedition Sal wrote:

Well.... Today I am taking my beautiful Expedition to Miami to cop some primo dope and coke for a party we are having at my garage this evening. We are going to sit around and admire my new Expedition . I met a new broad and I want to impress her with my new Expedition. Chicks dig big SUV's and especially my Expedition. I just installed a new bush guard on it and she will really dig it. I have Serius radio in it and I will play Led Zeplin to impress her. I need to go to Publix to get beer in Coral Springs and I need to get some Tequila mix also in Margate. That about raps it up. Oh Yea .. I need to get my Expedition washed to impress her.. I may need to stop off to get some roofies just in case the licquer doesn't work in Lauderhill. Can I have my $50.00 bucks now, I'm a little short.

As funny as it is you sound exactly like a friend of mine.

None of your BUSINESS,Just Like Our CHoice to wear or not to wear a SEATBELT......Its Our CAR NOT YOURS...

Blatant Obviousness wrote:

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As funny as it is you sound exactly like a friend of mine.

Is it JoeytheJew. Joey owns an Expedition and the chicks dig him?

DAS wrote:

None of your BUSINESS,Just Like Our CHoice to wear or not to wear a SEATBELT......Its Our CAR NOT YOURS...

actually that is my business because when you fly through your windshield I'll have to sit in traffic for an hour while they scoop your body up. Wear your freakin seat belt.