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xSavemeAmericanD ragonx “DIFFERNT-ER” Since: Jun 10 871 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1 Jan 13, 2011 After about 15 minutes of TNA bashing yesterday, I've decided to create a thread where I bash TNA as well as the WWE, and I'll share all of the jokes that I've know and read on the Internet. If anyone has any jokes feel free to share them. So enjoy:)
xSavemeAmericanD ragonx “DIFFERNT-ER” Since: Jun 10 871 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2 Jan 13, 2011 How many TNA fans does it take to put up a lightbulb? Both of them.
xSavemeAmericanD ragonx “DIFFERNT-ER” Since: Jun 10 871 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3 Jan 13, 2011 Why dosen’t TNA have any lightbulbs? Ric Flair ordered a pizza, got angry that it took 20 minutes to arrive so he cut a promo on the delivery guy busting himself open with one of lightbulbs and then proceeded on giving elbow drops and dropping knees to rest of the them eventually taking a bumb on the shattered glass while everybody says "he still got it
xSavemeAmericanD ragonx “DIFFERNT-ER” Since: Jun 10 871 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #4 Jan 13, 2011 What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeff Hardy? One got burnt doing Pepsi, the other got burnt doing coke.
xSavemeAmericanD ragonx “DIFFERNT-ER” Since: Jun 10 871 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #5 Jan 13, 2011 Just watched an episode of tna impact..........they had it on in my grandparents nursing home for nostalgic reasons!!
xSavemeAmericanD ragonx “DIFFERNT-ER” Since: Jun 10 871 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #6 Jan 13, 2011 What did D'Von tell Bubba when they were working at McDonalds? Oh Bubba, test the fries!
xSavemeAmericanD ragonx “DIFFERNT-ER” Since: Jun 10 871 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7 Jan 13, 2011 Dixie Carter, Vince Russo, Hulk Hogan, and Eric Bischoff are all on a sinking ship, who is saved? The wrestling business.
xSavemeAmericanD ragonx “DIFFERNT-ER” Since: Jun 10 871 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8 Jan 13, 2011 Q: Why should you never ride with Vince Russo at the wheel? A: Because he's constantly swerving.

xSavemeAmericanD ragonx “DIFFERNT-ER” Since: Jun 10 871 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #9 Jan 13, 2011 Q: Why does Mick Foley buy supermarket brand cola? A: He always goes for the cheap pop.
xSavemeAmericanD ragonx “DIFFERNT-ER” Since: Jun 10 871 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #10 Jan 13, 2011 Q: Rob Van Dam and Sabu get in a car. Who's driving? A: The police.
xSavemeAmericanD ragonx “DIFFERNT-ER” Since: Jun 10 871 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #11 Jan 13, 2011 Why does Amazing Red and Brian Kendrick never swing on a swing? Because they never get a push
xSavemeAmericanD ragonx “DIFFERNT-ER” Since: Jun 10 871 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #12 Jan 13, 2011 Even the streamers want there money back when they watch a TNA PPV
xSavemeAmericanD ragonx “DIFFERNT-ER” Since: Jun 10 871 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #13 Jan 13, 2011 Why couldn't Hulk Hogan get any sleep in the 80s Because he couldn't lay down for more than 3 seconds!!! XD
xSavemeAmericanD ragonx “DIFFERNT-ER” Since: Jun 10 871 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #14 Jan 13, 2011 Scott Hall walks into a bar...Hey wait that's not a joke
xSavemeAmericanD ragonx “DIFFERNT-ER” Since: Jun 10 871 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #15 Jan 13, 2011 Q: How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, light bulb screwed light bulb.
xSavemeAmericanD ragonx “DIFFERNT-ER” Since: Jun 10 871 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #16 Jan 13, 2011 Q: What will be the irony of Funaki's situation when he dies? A: He might spend less time on his back and buried dead, than he did alive.
xSavemeAmericanD ragonx “DIFFERNT-ER” Since: Jun 10 871 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #17 Jan 13, 2011 Q: Why doesn't Owen Hart(R.I.P) watch RAW? A: His cable broke. May be offensive
xSavemeAmericanD ragonx “DIFFERNT-ER” Since: Jun 10 871 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #18 Jan 13, 2011 Q: What are Owen Hart(R.I.P), Chris Benoit, & Eddie Guerrero(R.I.P) expecting for Christmas? A: Jeff Hardy. May be offensive
xSavemeAmericanD ragonx “DIFFERNT-ER” Since: Jun 10 871 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #19 Jan 13, 2011 Q: Why did Vince never push Owen(R.I.P)? A: He already was Over The Edge. May be offensive
xSavemeAmericanD ragonx “DIFFERNT-ER” Since: Jun 10 871 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #20 Jan 13, 2011 Q: What do you get when you combine TNA Wrestlers Suicide & Homicide? A: Chris Benoit
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