New McDonald's in Cape Coral tries new look

The Republican National Convention will be catered by the newly remodeled McDonalds.

This is a good gesture by the GOP to show the nation that they are serious about reducing the deficit. Plus, they have all agreed to not super-size their meals.

This will also keep dollars within America.

I'm Luvin It!

I drove by macdonalds today and saw dozens of people happy about committing slow suicide.

i'm craving a big mac now

Be sure to stop by the newly remodeled McDonalds as all the Hollywood stars will be there for the after Oscars party!

Ronald will roll out the red carpet so one and all can smooze with their fav actors.

It's the place to see and be seen!

Well thos ehollywood types are about as pointless as a nref vball too.
Everyone knows that!!!

Barf on a bun man.

After the NASCAR race, all the drivers ate at the newly remodeled McDonalds.

They didn't even have to slow down, they averaged 196.6 mph through the new double drive thru lanes.

Talk about fast food!

Macdonalds is almost as gross as that filhty illegal immigrant ron jon!

The newly renovated McDonalds does not discriminate!(we need all the help we can get)

For your international cravings, don't forget about our wonderful breakfast burittos. Our latte's are out of this world and talk about a worldy cuisine, what about our French fries?

Uhhggg...and people actually eat that vomit.

A rally for Trayvon Martin is being held at the newly modeled McDonalds. The New Black Panthers will be there signing autographs, posing for pictures and enlisting new members.

Ronald McPanther will also make an appearance along Mayor McPanther, the Hampanther and the French Frying Legion of Panthers.

Anyone caught having breakfast with the King will have a $10,000 bounty put on their head.

yernogood wrote:

<quoted text>How low can I go. I no longer register on Topix to see my OC posting count that I treasure so much. I had to stop doing such because all of my hate filled, racists, flaming postings resulted in all of my yernowgood related names being banned.
Once I post this comment I will try real hard to force myself to take my OCD meds to fight my alter self hating ego personality.
God I hope I don't start slamming the bedroom door on my head like I did last time I acted like an *ss on this board.

I'm thinkin a strawberry shake will help.

Stop by the newly remodeled McDonalds and have one.

yernogood wrote:

<quoted text>I'm thinking not waking up anymore will help that one. There's no hope that type of anger.

Take your Chevy through the newly remodeled double drive thru at the newly remodeled McDonalds on your way to the baseball game and get a hot apple pie.

What's more American than that?

even the soda?

yernogood wrote:

Even the pop!

How low can I go. I no longer register on Topix to see my OC posting count that I treasure so much. I had to stop doing such because all of my hate filled, racists, flaming postings resulted in all of my yernowgood related names being banned.
Once I post this comment I will try real hard to force myself to take my OCD meds to fight my alter self hating ego personality.

God I hope I don't start slamming the bedroom door on my head like I did last time I acted like an *ss on this board.

The winner of the NCAA basketball championship will have their victory dinner at the newly remodeled McDonalds.

So make a fast break to the Golden Arches, don't pass cause that's foul, double dribbling is okay and if ya have to travel, no prob! But no goin out of bounds to the opposing team.

Just ask LaBronald McDonald!

yernogood wrote:

<quoted text>Please forgive me for my mindless rant on many topics.
I suffer from OCD and can not control my anger against the world and myself. I have the bad habit of forgetting to take my meds from day to day. You can tell when I do not take my meds as my lack of posting suddenly takes off. Usually it happens about two days after no meds.
If I post anything offensive please, please notify me so I can correct it

Nothin a Big Mac won't cure.

Stop on by the newly remodeled McDonalds and get one today!

After all, you deserve a break today...

Where's Ronald when ya need him....

McDonald's beatdown: Man struck manager with baseball bat, cops say

Police responded to a report of a robbery at a McDonald's restaurant Lakeland. But it wasn't a robbery, according to a news release from the Lakeland Police Department.

It was a disgruntled customer who got very impatient after waiting for some time without being served. And he wasn't loving it.

At some point the manager asked the man if he had been waited on and the man told the manager that that he had not. The man then became enraged and belligerent and told the manager that he had received poor service the previous day, before he demanded the corporate phone number, the report stated.

After being provided with the corporate number, the man then reportedly threw down the paper that contained the number and left the store.

About 20-minutes later the man returned — this time armed with a baseball bat — and jumped the counter, striking the manager twice while ranting that “all I wanted was some (explicative) food” before leaving the restaurant.

The manager sustained significant bruising to his McRibs as a result of the attack.

The new Miss America from Rhode Island will be at the newly remodeled McDonalds modeling her new tiarra.

Stop on in and grab ya hot apple cause what's more American than Miss America and apple pie.

George Zimmerman will be patroling the parking lot to ensure the traffic flows smoothly through the new double drive thru.