ADP Payroll Services.

ADP Payroll Services, the product sells itself.

So what you are saying is that we don't need these Salespeople, Accountants, Lawyers, Technologists and Engineers.

Well no I just meant that the product is really good.

Paychex and Ceredian have given ADP a run for their money. Dude these accountants have a very dry personality.

I interviewed with ADP sometime back and wow...
One of the best sales teams on the planet and those babes on the Emerging Business Units group...

Did they meet quota?

What is the prospect cycle (Timeframe from open to close)?

What is the commision schedule?

How big are their egos?

At 3 times sales, ADP stock looks like a strong buy. Well not really, the Accountants are way too conservative. The email and file systems technology needs to be outsourced to one of the big Ten IT vendors.

95% of Human Beings are between 5' and 6' tall.

95% of Humans are between 100 lbs and 200 lbs.

95% of Humans have an IQ between 70 and 130.

95% of Human beings have a normal temprature range of 95 F to 100 F.

70% of Human beings globally are average financially.
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If you claim to have an IQ of more than 130, then they will give you the hard test.

If you claim to have an IQ of less than 70, they will ask you to write your name in any language.

I just feel that ADP is kind of stale these days. Not enough churn and turnover in the employee base.

One of the best options is for ADP to merge with MAN (Manpower Inc.), to broaden their horizons. I think there would be a lot of synergy in merging these two mega corporations.

Wow, I did not know that payroll was supposed to be exciting. I thought it was a good thing that the base does not churn. Retention rates are what bring revenue in this type of business.

I like the fact that ADP is boring. I just wish the rest of the people watching the company considered that a good thing.

It is like the ocean and the tidal waves. GE has 10% churn each year, new employees, retirees, firings, layoffs and the sort.

I wanted to thank ADP and Waste Management corporation. My recent interactions with their people have been very Humane. It appears that ADP and Waste Management corporation understand higher purpose in life.

I would like some information about your company in Augusta, Ga and how would I be able to apply for a position in your company. Please send information to icegreg825989176@yahoo.com thanks!

Gregory Robinson wrote:

I would like some information about your company in Augusta, Ga and how would I be able to apply for a position in your company. Please send information to icegreg825989176@yahoo.com thanks!

Gregory, the best way to look for positions is to go to www.adp.com and look under Careers.

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Just look at most of your uncles and aunts.

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