I think they should rate schools to see which is the most "grossed-out." I think chico has a chance at top spot there. How about a measure of how much puke needs to be cleaned-up in the streets downtown in the mornings; I'm sure chico would win. How about for most incoming freshman needing remedial courses? We've had that one locked-up for years.(85%?) Come on folks, where's your school spirit? Gooooooooo...chico.