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help me out here
Hazleton, PA
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There was a baked goods outlet in Freeland that used to sell cheap baked goods. Now I'm hearing from a friend that the DEA closed it because it was being used as a front for drugs. Is this true? Can't find any deeply discounted baked goods in Hazleton. Any help would be appreciated.
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markus
Hazleton, PA
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That's an old rumor floating around town. I think the woman that ran it died in a car crash. The secret to getting cheap baked goods is to bribe a bakery manager. That's what farmers and hunters do to feed their animals.
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shelly
Hazleton, PA
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I can't get cheap baked goods either. Used to get specials that were a day or so old. I guess with all the ACCESS cards people can afford the fresh stuff now.
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Alphonse Capone
Anonymous Proxy
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If they would have paid protection on time, they'd still be up and running.
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“trololololol”
Since: Jul 11
Gnaa, Trollsylvania
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Please wait...
I lowballed them on some moldy Senape's pizza. I didn't eat it. I just wanted to start a mold farm.
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herpes simplex
Hazleton, PA
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That's were I started out at. Now most of Freeland's mouths and crotches are blistery messes thanks to me and my brethren.
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dirt biker
Hazleton, PA
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Alphonse Capone wrote: If they would have paid protection on time, they'd still be up and running. That's prob the case. I hear most of the stores in Freeland pay protection.
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“trololololol”
Since: Jul 11
Gnaa, Trollsylvania
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Please wait...
UPDATE: My mold farm is the biggest one in Trollsylvania. Thanx you stale bread sales people, for pointing out that Senape's Pizza host's the craziest molds and fungi.
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bling bling money yo
Hazleton, PA
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I hate buy irregulars. I bet the bread loafs are all mishapen like a Freaklander's imbred skull. Some fugly peeps in dat dere town. One done did look like da missing link.
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Cruddy Crack
Hazleton, PA
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WTF is an outlet bakery? Most bakeries sell reduced stuff? Did this brainiac business bake goods then let them go stale to sell them at outlet prices?
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duh
Hazleton, PA
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Cruddy Crack wrote: WTF is an outlet bakery? Most bakeries sell reduced stuff? Did this brainiac business bake goods then let them go stale to sell them at outlet prices? They didn't bake anything. Just sold crap from Shur a Save, that was on it's way to the soup kitchen.
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Jerry
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Who's the brainiac that came up with this business?
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Jerry
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I bet that some stupid NEPA bank cut a loan for this too.
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really
Hazleton, PA
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Jerry wrote: Who's the brainiac that came up with this business? The problem with goods from bakeries, is that they are intended to be eaten fresh or within 72 hours. They are made without or less of the hardcore preservatives. That's why the "day old donuts" taste a day old. You couldn't even pay the electric bills selling stale baked goods. The stale goods have no value and are a break even sale at best. Swine and poultry farmers will only pay for baked goods for a buck for 100 lbs. That's abnormal, because they can get more for free. It sounds like the business a mistress or a girlfriend would get. A wife would have a full on bakery.
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really
Hazleton, PA
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If you give a woman a business in the heart of her town, she'll do every dirty thing in bed to keep it. Women fantasize about being a "respected businesswoman" and be a snob to other women. They just don't want to work to become a businesswoman. I rarely see a local female run business that isn't subsidized by her husband's business. Have you?
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lake meade
Las Vegas, NV
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There must have been another reason to operate this (laundering money, a business loss, keeping a relative busy, etc.) business, because "really" is correct at the fact that this business model would fail to break even. No bank would ever cut a business loan without proof of a similar profitable business. The area turned to crap after I left in the summer of 1996.
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Todd Eachus
Hazleton, PA
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Judged:
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I checked my campaign contributions and they never gave me a dime. So good for them that they closed!
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KC Mudder
Kansas City, MO
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I only heard of factory outlets. This sounds like an animal feed store to me.
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the awkward moment when
Hazleton, PA
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Judged:
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... a stale goods store is considered a foolproof business model.
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