Python hunters bag 37 in Florida hunting season

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wow wrote:

Thank goodness they got rid of 37 pythons it will make a huge difference in the tens of thousands that they have down there.

Caucasian-Alabamian wrote:

Pythons are our friends. Now if anacoluthons were on the loose ...

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Leroy wrote:

SAY WHAT?? Anacoluthons?? That's an abrupt grammatical change within a sentence.
Did you mean ANACONDAS??
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Dr_Dirty wrote:

"Expert snake hunters". hahahaha I like that. I've just been promoted.(Like it takes a lot of skill to score pythons.)

Father Theresa wrote:

<quoted text>Well, difference between someone out looking for snakes and an expert- A Florida State Wildlife Official said it had been years since he had found a wild Florida kingsnake. I went out with four expert snake hunters and we tagged 130 of them walking around between 8:30 a.m. and noon near Okeechobee. Similarly they said there were thousands of monocled cobras around a snake park there that got damaged by a hurricane. We found none, and no traces. No one ever has, amazingly enough. Officials are funny- "They're nearly extinct!" and you can find 'em everywhere; "There's millions of them!" and people find 37.