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May 24, 2012
 
RACE wrote:
Trolls die if you ignore them, and we did kinda ignore him for a long time. Hope there is no ASPCT.
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One can only hope, Race.

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May 24, 2012
 
RACE wrote:
George Carlin....
Ever notice how your own farts smell ok?
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You can never escape your own farts. It's only a matter of time before Febreeze comes out with their own brand of underwear. Disposable. Or some type of filter that fits in the back end of underwear.

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#5815
May 24, 2012
 
Went to the chiropractor for the first time. Doc executed something called a Thompson Drop on my mid-back. The overpressure was too much for my sphincter safety valve. She pushed down, I gysered up. Just missed a direct blow to the face but grazed the poor girl's shoulder. It must be some sorta professional hazard as she was pretty much nonplussed. She did suggest changing my pre-visit diet tho or perhaps seek relief (on both counts) elsewhere.
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#5816
May 24, 2012
 
RACE wrote:
George Carlin....
Ever notice how your own farts smell ok?
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Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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May 24, 2012
 
Mr Taggert wrote:
<quoted text>Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Thanks for the link, Mr. Taggert. That was funny. I miss George Carlin. He was one funny man.

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Neda, stay with me!

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#5818
May 24, 2012
 
HA!
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<quoted text>Enjoy!
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Mommy and Dave

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#5819
May 25, 2012
 
Mr Taggert wrote:
<quoted text>My plan backfired! She wrapped herself up in her own blanket leaving me to stew in my own foul toxic stench.
smart woman.....
Mommy and Dave

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#5820
May 25, 2012
 
Sangelia wrote:
just do not be around me if I had anything that is related to cabbage. even I do NOT want to be me!!!!!!
i know the feeling.....can't run....can't hide....it sucks
Mommy and Dave

East Hartford, CT

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#5821
May 25, 2012
 
Enjoy your Memorial Day weekend!

All the grilled goodies!

All the beer!

Oh the joy of it all.....

Just do not forget to honor our hero's!

Remember, they are the point.....

M&D

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May 25, 2012
 

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the3n your breathing too hard. Just relax and hold your nose.
Mommy and Dave wrote:
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i know the feeling.....can't run....can't hide....it sucks

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#5823
May 26, 2012
 
Mommy and Dave wrote:
Enjoy your Memorial Day weekend!
All the grilled goodies!
All the beer!
Oh the joy of it all.....
Just do not forget to honor our hero's!
Remember, they are the point.....
M&D
Hi Mommy and Dave. I am at work this Sat so I only get 2 days for the Memorial Day Holiday. I go back to work on Tues and have Wed as my scheduled day off. <sigh>. If I were smart, I would have requested Tues as a Personal Day. Hindsight seems to be 20/20.

Enjoy the holiday.
Mr Taggert

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Jun 18, 2012
 

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I changed my cat's dryfood. Damn....... who knew cat farts were that bad. My eyes are watering.

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#5825
Jun 18, 2012
 
My cat eats the lizards she catches...You wanna talk about a bad cat fart....
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I changed my cat's dryfood. Damn....... who knew cat farts were that bad. My eyes are watering.

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Jun 19, 2012
 
Mr Taggert wrote:
I changed my cat's dryfood. Damn....... who knew cat farts were that bad. My eyes are watering.
If you think your cats farts are bad, you haven't met our dog. Rocky just turned 1 and we are starting him on Adult food. All I can say is I'm glad Rocky doesn't sleep with me. He sleeps with my daughter & son-in-law. LOL!

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Jun 19, 2012
 
RACE wrote:
My cat eats the lizards she catches...You wanna talk about a bad cat fart....
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I live on a canal in South Florida. I've seen "lizards" in my back yard big enough to eat my dog. Or my grandchildren. We keep our distance when they show up in my yard.

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I live on a canal in South Florida. I've seen "lizards" in my back yard big enough to eat my dog. Or my grandchildren. We keep our distance when they show up in my yard.
are you sure they are not gators?

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#5829
Jun 19, 2012
 
Of course you do, and you spend all your time putting the perfect tan on your smoking hot bod.
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I live on a canal in South Florida. I've seen "lizards" in my back yard big enough to eat my dog. Or my grandchildren. We keep our distance when they show up in my yard.
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If you think your cats farts are bad, you haven't met our dog. Rocky just turned 1 and we are starting him on Adult food. All I can say is I'm glad Rocky doesn't sleep with me. He sleeps with my daughter & son-in-law. LOL!
We thought our dog had farted once. It turned out that it was her anal gland that opened up and released the most foul smell you could ever imagine. She seemed frightened by what was happening to her and she hid in the corner of the room with her ears pinned back. I first blamed my hub, but then realized it was our dog. The vet advised us to put her on a hamburger and rice diet for a few days. It worked. I later learned that while we were away for a few days, my parents were feeding our dog hot dogs and processed meat. Apparently it was bad for her and we told my parents before we left, not to feed the dog any scraps or food, other then the special dog food we always give her. It took about a week to get my dog's digestive track healthy again.

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Jun 20, 2012
 
Sangelia wrote:
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are you sure they are not gators?
I'm sure. I wish I could post a picture my daughter took of one. She later chased it back into the canal and it made quite a splash when it went in the water.

Believe me, if and when I ever see a gator in my yard I will be calling the experts in gator removal. I'll probably be on the local news for having a gator in my backyard.

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