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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD
Miami, FL
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YES. YOU HAVE READ IT HERE FIRST. I, ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD, ICON TO MILLIONS, HERO TO MORE, AM LEAVING TOPIX. YOU WILL NOT BE HEARING FROM ME HERE ANYMORE. I AM FINALLY SETTLING DOWN WITH MY MOTHER'S MAH JONG PARTNER, ESTELLE, WHO TURNS 82 THIS MONTH ( THE 29TH). WE WILL BE RESIDING IN HER CONDO ( NOT FAR FROM WHERE I AM WORKING NOW AS A LIFEGUARD/POOLBOY. I WISH YOU ALL WELL. BUT I AM HAPPY TO BE TURNING A NEW ( AND HOPEFULLY FINAL) PAGE IN MY LIFE.
IT HAS BEEN FUN.....EXCEPT FOR THE ISSUES WITH ROD ( 2009) AND DENMARK DICK....OUCH. I STILL HURT.
IT HAS BEEN AN HONOR TO BE YOUR SAVIOR AND SECOND COMING. I WILL ALSO BE INDEBTED TO ALL OF YOU. TAKE CARE. AND REMEMBER, WHEN TAKING ANTI-BIOTICS, TAKE THE ENTIRE REGIMEN. DO NOT QUIT JUST BECAUSE YOU START TO FEEL BETTER. AS THE LIFEGUARDS ALL SAY ON MIAMI BEACH, " I WASN'T NAPPING. I WAS JUST DOING SOME MARRIED CUBAN WOMAN IN MY STAND."
CIAO!
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Biceps Ray Cyrus
Miami, FL
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Fidel
Miami Beach, FL
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congrats macho, which 1 of those guys driving u during u'r parade on so be will be the best man.?.lol
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Dr Demento
Dunlap, TN
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Fidel wrote: congrats macho, which 1 of those guys driving u during u'r parade on so be will be the best man.?.lol Hey Fidel, really sad that it took a Dane to take out Adam. I'll be flying into O/R this weekend to get ready for the mini-season and I'll be hanging around Carysfort lighthouse for some Cubera snapper around the 1st of the month. With the loss of Adam, it's like the end of an era.
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“A REAL MAN OF COURAGE! ”
Since: Mar 11
Chinatown, New York
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Good luck jack aSS. For years you have been feeding us your silliness. Now you ride off into the sunset with some old bag and a handful of Mah-Jong tiles. If it did take Denmark Dick to send you into hibernation then he should be saluted. All those married Cuban men whose wives you did in your stand should now come looking for you. Good luck to you turdstone. You'll need it. ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote: YES. YOU HAVE READ IT HERE FIRST. I, ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD, ICON TO MILLIONS, HERO TO MORE, AM LEAVING TOPIX. YOU WILL NOT BE HEARING FROM ME HERE ANYMORE. I AM FINALLY SETTLING DOWN WITH MY MOTHER'S MAH JONG PARTNER, ESTELLE, WHO TURNS 82 THIS MONTH ( THE 29TH). WE WILL BE RESIDING IN HER CONDO ( NOT FAR FROM WHERE I AM WORKING NOW AS A LIFEGUARD/POOLBOY. I WISH YOU ALL WELL. BUT I AM HAPPY TO BE TURNING A NEW ( AND HOPEFULLY FINAL) PAGE IN MY LIFE.
IT HAS BEEN FUN.....EXCEPT FOR THE ISSUES WITH ROD ( 2009) AND DENMARK DICK....OUCH. I STILL HURT.
IT HAS BEEN AN HONOR TO BE YOUR SAVIOR AND SECOND COMING. I WILL ALSO BE INDEBTED TO ALL OF YOU. TAKE CARE. AND REMEMBER, WHEN TAKING ANTI-BIOTICS, TAKE THE ENTIRE REGIMEN. DO NOT QUIT JUST BECAUSE YOU START TO FEEL BETTER. AS THE LIFEGUARDS ALL SAY ON MIAMI BEACH, " I WASN'T NAPPING. I WAS JUST DOING SOME MARRIED CUBAN WOMAN IN MY STAND."
CIAO!
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Dr Demento
Dunlap, TN
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Stan Yenz wrote: Good luck jack aSS. For years you have been feeding us your silliness. Now you ride off into the sunset with some old bag and a handful of Mah-Jong tiles. If it did take Denmark Dick to send you into hibernation then he should be saluted. All those married Cuban men whose wives you did in your stand should now come looking for you. Good luck to you turdstone. You'll need it.
<quoted text> Dang "HopSing", I have never seen you so upset. The "Ricky Ricardo" husbands of the Cuban wives are so in love with themselves, they don't know Adam from Eve. But please give the guy a break, as the Dane from Denmark really ripped him a new one. Let him waddle off into the sunset.(actually he will probably crawl off into the sunset). Hopefully a "Great Dane" will not see him crawling on the beach, or he could be in for a bigger surprise.
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“NOT JUST STUPID LOOKING!!”
Since: Dec 11
McMurdo Sound, Antarctica
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So let me ask you something Adam. If you squeeze Estelle's colostomy bag, will you get that elusive golden shower yu always wrote about?
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Dr Demento
United States
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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote: YES. YOU HAVE READ IT HERE FIRST. I, ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD, ICON TO MILLIONS, HERO TO MORE, AM LEAVING TOPIX. YOU WILL NOT BE HEARING FROM ME HERE ANYMORE. I AM FINALLY SETTLING DOWN WITH MY MOTHER'S MAH JONG PARTNER, ESTELLE, WHO TURNS 82 THIS MONTH ( THE 29TH). WE WILL BE RESIDING IN HER CONDO ( NOT FAR FROM WHERE I AM WORKING NOW AS A LIFEGUARD/POOLBOY. I WISH YOU ALL WELL. BUT I AM HAPPY TO BE TURNING A NEW ( AND HOPEFULLY FINAL) PAGE IN MY LIFE.
IT HAS BEEN FUN.....EXCEPT FOR THE ISSUES WITH ROD ( 2009) AND DENMARK DICK....OUCH. I STILL HURT.
IT HAS BEEN AN HONOR TO BE YOUR SAVIOR AND SECOND COMING. I WILL ALSO BE INDEBTED TO ALL OF YOU. TAKE CARE. AND REMEMBER, WHEN TAKING ANTI-BIOTICS, TAKE THE ENTIRE REGIMEN. DO NOT QUIT JUST BECAUSE YOU START TO FEEL BETTER. AS THE LIFEGUARDS ALL SAY ON MIAMI BEACH, " I WASN'T NAPPING. I WAS JUST DOING SOME MARRIED CUBAN WOMAN IN MY STAND."
CIAO! Good riddance old turd; I really never liked you.
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Jennfier Aquaman
Miami, FL
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I bet Estelle never had 44DDs like I have. Take care good friend. OH great guru.
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“A REAL MAN OF COURAGE! ”
Since: Mar 11
Chinatown, New York
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Judged:
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Jennfier Aquaman wrote: I bet Estelle never had 44DDs like I have. Take care good friend. OH great guru. My brother Tron always says, if an old woman has large breasts, it covers the knees like quicksand in a swamp. Adam use old lady for money and a discount at Sizzler.
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Fidel
Miami Beach, FL
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yenz, there's a chinese buffet brunch at morton towers, take macho to lunch.he'll hook u up with some rich old bag and this way u can bring over u'r whole village in taipei.lol
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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD
Miami, FL
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JUST A QUICK HELLO. MY BABY, ESTELLE, IS UP IN NEW YORK VISITING HER GREAT GRAND KIDS. I WAS PLAY MAH JONG WITH HER FRIENDS. TWO OF HER FRIENDS HAVE SOME VERY HOT GRAN DAUGHTERS ( BOTH 30 YEARS OLD). GUESS WHAT? ESTELLE WHO? I GOT THEM TO COME BY THE APARTMENT LAST NIGHT TO WATCH THE PARADE OF FLAGS IN THE OLYMPICS. THEN I SHOWED THEM WHAT FULL STAFF IS. THESE TWO LADIES DID SOME SYNCHRONIZED LOVE MAKING RIGHT IN ESTELLE'S BED....YOU KNOW THE TYPE OF BED...LIKE THEY HAVE IN THE HOSPITALS. I POSITIONED THE BED JUST RIGHT. BOTH LEAH AND BOBBI GOT GOLD MEDALS FOR THEIR PERFORMANCE LAST NIGHT. ESTELLE COMES BACK TUESDAY NIGHT. I AM GOING TO SEE IF ANY OF THE OTHER OLD BAGS HAVE ANY GRAND DAUGHTERS OVER THE AGE OF 21 WHO WANT TO HAVE THE EXPERIENCE OF THEIR LIVES..........RIGHT IN ESTELLE'S APARTMENT.
FANS, COUNTRY MEN...JUST BECAUSE I AM NO LONGER A LIFEGUARD AND HAVE RETIRED FROM TOPIX DOES NOT MEAN I WILL NOT REPORT TO YOU FROM TIME TO TIME. YOU NEED ME. I UNDERSTAND THAT.
UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN.
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“NOT JUST STUPID LOOKING!!”
Since: Dec 11
McMurdo Sound, Antarctica
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You are a sick a$$$$whole!!! ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote: JUST A QUICK HELLO. MY BABY, ESTELLE, IS UP IN NEW YORK VISITING HER GREAT GRAND KIDS. I WAS PLAY MAH JONG WITH HER FRIENDS. TWO OF HER FRIENDS HAVE SOME VERY HOT GRAN DAUGHTERS ( BOTH 30 YEARS OLD). GUESS WHAT? ESTELLE WHO? I GOT THEM TO COME BY THE APARTMENT LAST NIGHT TO WATCH THE PARADE OF FLAGS IN THE OLYMPICS. THEN I SHOWED THEM WHAT FULL STAFF IS. THESE TWO LADIES DID SOME SYNCHRONIZED LOVE MAKING RIGHT IN ESTELLE'S BED....YOU KNOW THE TYPE OF BED...LIKE THEY HAVE IN THE HOSPITALS. I POSITIONED THE BED JUST RIGHT. BOTH LEAH AND BOBBI GOT GOLD MEDALS FOR THEIR PERFORMANCE LAST NIGHT. ESTELLE COMES BACK TUESDAY NIGHT. I AM GOING TO SEE IF ANY OF THE OTHER OLD BAGS HAVE ANY GRAND DAUGHTERS OVER THE AGE OF 21 WHO WANT TO HAVE THE EXPERIENCE OF THEIR LIVES..........RIGHT IN ESTELLE'S APARTMENT.
You are a sick a$$whhole!
FANS, COUNTRY MEN...JUST BECAUSE I AM NO LONGER A LIFEGUARD AND HAVE RETIRED FROM TOPIX DOES NOT MEAN I WILL NOT REPORT TO YOU FROM TIME TO TIME. YOU NEED ME. I UNDERSTAND THAT.
UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN.
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“A REAL MAN OF COURAGE! ”
Since: Mar 11
Chinatown, New York
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ATM LoGic wrote: You are a sick a$$$$whole!!!
<quoted text> He no sick. He just no change. He gets plowed by that Danish guy, gets humble and finds courage for a few weeks, then goes back to his old tricks. Does anyone have the guy's phone number in Denmark? Maybe he come back and give Adam a big gift.
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Jennifer Aquaman
Miami, FL
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Wait until Estelle finds out. I think you underestimate her, Adam.
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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD
Miami, FL
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Jennifer Aquaman wrote: Wait until Estelle finds out. I think you underestimate her, Adam. ESTELLE DON'T KNOW SQUAT AND NONE OF YOU IDIOTS ARE GOING TO TIP HER OFF. SHE KNOWS NOTHING OF TOPIX. LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY.
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Fidel
Miami Beach, FL
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Stan Yenz wrote: <quoted text>
He no sick. He just no change. He gets plowed by that Danish guy, gets humble and finds courage for a few weeks, then goes back to his old tricks. Does anyone have the guy's phone number in Denmark? Maybe he come back and give Adam a big gift. hey yenz,pix me up in one of u'r sampans and we'll sneak up to morton towers and surprise macho,i can get dr.d to join us too.lol
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“A REAL MAN OF COURAGE! ”
Since: Mar 11
Chinatown, New York
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Fidel wrote: <quoted text>hey yenz,pix me up in one of u'r sampans and we'll sneak up to morton towers and surprise macho,i can get dr.d to join us too.lol I will personally go to Morton Towers and tell Estelle that her man is a POS!
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Fidel
Miami Beach, FL
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hey,macho,give us a ride in u'r new black jag.lol
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Concerned Elderado
Miami, FL
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Fidel wrote: hey,macho,give us a ride in u'r new black jag.lol This guy sounds like he using this old woman. Something is not right with this picture.
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