Where Have All The Manly Men Gone?

Hey SPM, do you ever go to the MV Chamber after hours? I'd like to meet you.

SPFemale wrote:

Hey SPM, do you ever go to the MV Chamber after hours? I'd like to meet you.

I don't attend them. Maybe someday we'll crash into each other. SPM

..so where are the MANLY men. Ones who can use a chainsaw, work on cars, fix things. Men that are men's men. Charles Bronson types. I hate prissy men.

Just Wondering wrote:

..so where are the MANLY men. Ones who can use a chainsaw, work on cars, fix things. Men that are men's men. Charles Bronson types. I hate prissy men.

Sorry we're all taken. The real women in the area know how to treat us and appreciate all those "Manly" things we do. Now please excuse me, I've got a Honey-to-do list that includes Using my chainsaw, my tool box, and the Vacuum cleaner. Then after my 'Real Women" cooks our dinner, it's off to relax at my favorite fishing hole.

Just Wondering wrote:

..so where are the MANLY men. Ones who can use a chainsaw, work on cars, fix things. Men that are men's men. Charles Bronson types. I hate prissy men.

You have to look for them. They are not hard to find.
Most women though, don't want a man like this. They
want bad boy types that they wish they can change.

Thankfully I found my husband, he works hard, can fix
things around the house, carries heavy things for me,
asks what he can do for me, always willing to help out
others too. He treats me like a queen and I treat him
like a king.

He is from the countryside, that is where you have to
look mostly. City men are mostly cheaters or on drugs.

The countryside??? Are you freakin kidding me? Yeah, you're right. No drug users or cheaters or women beaters THERE.

6 Attributes of a real Man's Man:

1. You instantly feel like a kid whenever you walk into Home Depot or Lowe's.
2. You like football, basketball, baseball, golf, hockey, tennis - and just about everything else that's considered a sport.
3. Your sense of humor makes up at least 30 percent of your personality, thereby making it hard for you to act serious or grown-up at times.
4. You haven't been in a fight since you had your braces taken off because you don't want to ruin that expensive smile your parents paid for.
5. You bought a special computer just for viewing porn.
6. You forced your girlfriend/fiancee/wife to see The Avengers with you when she really wanted to see The Hunger Games.

hold me wrote:

6 Attributes of a real Man's Man:
1. You instantly feel like a kid whenever you walk into Home Depot or Lowe's.
2. You like football, basketball, baseball, golf, hockey, tennis - and just about everything else that's considered a sport.
3. Your sense of humor makes up at least 30 percent of your personality, thereby making it hard for you to act serious or grown-up at times.
4. You haven't been in a fight since you had your braces taken off because you don't want to ruin that expensive smile your parents paid for.
5. You bought a special computer just for viewing porn.
6. You forced your girlfriend/fiancee/wife to see The Avengers with you when she really wanted to see The Hunger Games.

1,2,3,and 5.Hell yeah!