Boilermaker Road Race 2013 CANCELED.

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kyle lovetts

United States

#1 Sep 22, 2012
Did anyone read the article about the race being canceled?
yea ok

Cortland, NY

#2 Sep 22, 2012
Yea thats true! GET OFF YOUR MOMS COMPUTER NOW!!

“sum 'wit it.......”

Level 4

Since: Sep 12

Baldwinsville, NY

#3 Sep 23, 2012
kyle lovetts wrote:
Did anyone read the article about the race being canceled?
http://www.boilermaker.com/

Level 7

Since: Jan 08

Rome

#4 Sep 23, 2012
Did you read they are gonna charge $5 admission to non-resident spectators too?
sad

Utica, NY

#5 Sep 23, 2012
Now some witch doctor that is chased by lions all day can't win.
Mary

United States

#6 Sep 23, 2012
It's about time they got rid of that stupid race. All it did was fill west Utica with scumbags that wanted free beer.
Teacher

South Dennis, MA

#7 Sep 23, 2012
I have you know i run the boiler maker with my friend. We dont drink. I have a two year old and compete in races to stay in shape. I try to teach my students to stay fit. Call me a scum bag all you want but if you have a problem with people trying to stay in shape and having huge support in your community maybe you should relocate since i dont see the saranac brewery moving. Ridiculous!
Uneducated

Cortland, NY

#8 Sep 23, 2012
Mary wrote:
It's about time they got rid of that stupid race. All it did was fill west Utica with scumbags that wanted free beer.
And your some fat 50yr old that gets winded walking to the bathroom!
Better ways to health

Oxon Hill, MD

#9 Sep 23, 2012
Teacher wrote:
I have you know i run the boiler maker with my friend. We dont drink. I have a two year old and compete in races to stay in shape. I try to teach my students to stay fit. Call me a scum bag all you want but if you have a problem with people trying to stay in shape and having huge support in your community maybe you should relocate since i dont see the saranac brewery moving. Ridiculous!
So run up and down your street if you call that healthy exercise. Oh wait it's all about "being seen" I forgot! What do you do for REAL excitement fatass? Plant corn? Pick your azz?
canceled

United States

#10 Apr 19, 2013
The race has been canceled for fear of radical Islamics trying too touch the runners dinkys.
Boilermaker Drunks

United States

#11 Jul 11, 2013
Teacher wrote:
I have you know i run the boiler maker with my friend. We dont drink. I have a two year old and compete in races to stay in shape. I try to teach my students to stay fit. Call me a scum bag all you want but if you have a problem with people trying to stay in shape and having huge support in your community maybe you should relocate since i dont see the saranac brewery moving. Ridiculous!
Make sure you drink a Saranac pale ale for me. You old drunk.
BOILERGASM KENYANCHASER

United States

#13 Jul 11, 2013
Let's face it: Utica's biggest NFP and biggest "export" will be over again in a few days thank god all the faggs and weirdos abusing their bodies will all go home and back to collecting stamps and rubber girlfriends soon enough!

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I never understood the big fascination in running. I never look at people who can run fast and think, boy I’d DIE to be able to talk with them and pick their brains about…uh…running. Another "running" problem... Most runners I have met are vain also. It's never enough to just go run, they must be seen and appreciated by everyone in sight. Usually they have some other big ego-related problem in their lives I don't know the connection. Runners looooove telling you about their running no matter how many people just walk away rolling their eyes.

Is it that big a deal? Sure, there’s the runners who train and practice their running skills and the ones who can hit the whatever yard dash in less than however many seconds.

But seriously, do you honestly care? I don't. I don't know many people who do! Very few people do. Ever seen a famous olympic runner mobbed by groupies TV crews lawyers and screaming fans hell bent on a smelly piece of clothing or runner-skin? Nope.
Most people don't get really worked up about someone ELSE being able to run fast either so it's amusing to see them infatuated with their talent. There they are annoying anyone with a pulse about their accomplishment. Let's not even talk about runner hygene! If a guy is in great shape it doesn't do any good if they're sweaty runner nerds! How about all the guys that piss all over the place just before the race begins! Now THAT says Utica! I wish they'd put THAT all over the front pages! So much for "total coverage"! Seriously guys, it's just gross.

I forgot to mention that most people look really stupid while running. At some point runners are basically drug addicts, simple as that. Endorphins. So until a crackhead or heroin feind gets a nike named after them, well something is outta whack.

Running laps?.........For idiots.
Running for the bus?.........It's possible.
Running up the stairs?.........What's the point?

I dunno. Every damn time I find myself out in the boonies being chased by a maniacal serial killer, I sure do envy those folks who spent all their time practicing their running. I bet they wouldn’t keep getting caught by a four-hundred pound man in a straightjacket with a hook for a hand, no sir.

There are many "sports" that make you “mad fit” and don’t destroy your joints and cause all the other unpleasant things like pain, shortness of breath, hamstring-pain, torn maniscus' sweat, joint problems, arthritis, body odor and generally looking like a disaster! Also, runners never really know just what sort of facial expression to make. Is it best to look like the running is a cakewalk and smile, only to risk bugs getting stuck to your teeth like plankton? Or, is it better to portray the "constipated all week" look, showing how much superior effort it is to be "fit"?

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