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sady

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I'm currently in a relationship with a very attractive lady in her mid forties. We are both divorced and we enjoy each others company very much. My problem is her daughter, she is 20 years old and extremely attractive and her body is amazing. She's all tanned and wears her shorts so short it drives me crazy. Her skin looks velvety soft and her breasts are perky and just the right size. She walks like a runway model and her hair is blonde and curly. She looks like every mans fantasy and I want to have sex with her so bad, I'm ready to explode. The other night she was watching television and laying on the couch with practically nothing on. I could see her from the kitchen but she couldn't see me so I pulled my pants down and masturbated while watching her. Am I just a normal guy for looking at her and wanting her. Every time I masturbate now, I imagine me on top of her and she's screaming my name.
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Jul 27, 2012
 
this is a lie..you did not pull it out to do that...
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Jul 27, 2012
 
How about you run in and jump on her mother when you get those feelings? Afterall thats what this girls going to look like when you start collecting social security. And anyway...why go solo when you dont have to?
sady

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Jul 27, 2012
 
Bob the builder wrote:
this is a lie..you did not pull it out to do that...
I MOST CERTAINLY DID!!!!!!
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Jul 27, 2012
 
.. everyone has fantasies, it might help you if you imagine the mother was the daughter. Just don't act on it with the daughter. Too young and dangerous.
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Beautiful wrote:
.. everyone has fantasies, it might help you if you imagine the mother was the daughter. Just don't act on it with the daughter. Too young and dangerous.
She's 20 so there's nothing illegal about it. My balls turn blue just thinking of her. I wish I could show you a picture so you know where I'm coming from.
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try to get a little mother daughter action going
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Hey, it worked for Woody Allen...
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She's 20 so there's nothing illegal about it. My balls turn blue just thinking of her. I wish I could show you a picture so you know where I'm coming from.
man! Thanx for the great story. Been there before just didn't rub one off in the kitchen. But dating in the 40s. can mAke things awkward with the daughters
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I'm thinking of walking out of the bathroom naked when I know the daughter is home and the mom isn't. I'll just tell her I didn't know you were home and apologize. I'll play with myself a little so my penis will be about half erected and maybe she will enjoy looking at it and get hot.
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Jul 27, 2012
 
sady wrote:
I'm thinking of walking out of the bathroom naked when I know the daughter is home and the mom isn't. I'll just tell her I didn't know you were home and apologize. I'll play with myself a little so my penis will be about half erected and maybe she will enjoy looking at it and get hot.
not gonna work. She ll think you re creepy. If you want to be a pig and this her one. I don't blame you!!!!! You ll do it by talking. Unless you look like a swimsuit. Model
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Why are you posting this on topix? Don't you have any real life people to talk to? Im not buying your pervy story either. Get out of your mom's basement and get into the real world! Creep
sady

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Jul 27, 2012
 
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Why are you posting this on topix? Don't you have any real life people to talk to? Im not buying your pervy story either. Get out of your mom's basement and get into the real world! Creep
This story is 100% real!! I can't begin to tell how hot this bitch is. She's a man teaser and she knows it. Super tight ass, perky breasts, no bra, nipples protruding, I can't stand it.
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This story is 100% real!! I can't begin to tell how hot this bitch is. She's a man teaser and she knows it. Super tight ass, perky breasts, no bra, nipples protruding, I can't stand it.
you should word it to her exactly like this when you come out and tell her of your undying lust for her. Im sure she'll be completely flattered that you refer to her as "this bitch". Let us know how it works out for ya!!

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She's 20 so there's nothing illegal about it. My balls turn blue just thinking of her. I wish I could show you a picture so you know where I'm coming from.
I think we all know where you come from... I think you're a perv,but so am I and probably every heterosexual man alive!

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Jul 27, 2012
 
sady wrote:
I'm thinking of walking out of the bathroom naked when I know the daughter is home and the mom isn't. I'll just tell her I didn't know you were home and apologize. I'll play with myself a little so my penis will be about half erected and maybe she will enjoy looking at it and get hot.
I highly doubt it loser. Grow up.
Why don't you talk to her mother and tell her how you feel, or don't you want to be homeless again?
Sage Advice

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Jul 27, 2012
 
You had better keep plugging the cougar, and leave the young'un alone and put her in your "spank bank"...It will eventually get out and all hell will break loose...No real chance of getting away with it for any extended period of time. Just my 2 cents.
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yeah it would be smooth if it worked but most girls her age think guys that age are creeps so just keep nailing the cougar unless you can FEEL the situation out really well and see if it would be possible, if that doesnt work take her out for a drink and order her a roofie coolada!!!
sady

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Jul 28, 2012
 
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you should word it to her exactly like this when you come out and tell her of your undying lust for her. Im sure she'll be completely flattered that you refer to her as "this bitch". Let us know how it works out for ya!!
I called her a bitch because she's one of those girls that knows all men want and stare at her, she thinks how hot she is and she's right. She has the look at me attitude and loves to tease. Come on guys, didn't you ever want to take someone like that and just fu#k their brains out????

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