Swine flu is spreading a new hands-off etiquette

I have a live vacumn...and it leaves presents...

It is competeing with the white and black mouse...

It arrives at every meal...

And has a real liking for the fax...

So what now? I got to tell all the broads to keep their hands off me?

Is it a cat?

John Stevenson sounds like a paranoid douche, I wiped my nut sack and rectum with his workout towell!

"redneck" is as widespread as the flu itself...

It's good to see its capacitor is limited to ten words...

Sheep or mice? Be a MAN (or WOMAN) and face this flu like the complex organism you are...

Z)))

There isn't any H1N1 vaccine for you even now, due to government bungling. But Obama's has the terrorists' back according to this Associated Press story!

"Gitmo detainees set to receive swine flu vaccine
By DAVID McFADDEN (AP)– 2 days ago

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico — Terrorism suspects held at the Guantanamo Bay naval base will soon get swine flu vaccines, despite complaints that American civilians should have priority, a military spokesman said Sunday.

Army Maj. James Crabtree, a spokesman for the U.S. jail facility in southeast Cuba, said the doses should start arriving this month, with guards and then inmates scheduled for inoculations.

He acknowledged there may be an "emotional response" from critics who argue that terror suspects should not be allocated swine-flu medications while members of the U.S. public are still waiting due to a vaccine shortage.

But he said U.S. military officials are "responsible for the health and care of the detainee population."

Tooth4U wrote:

So what now? I got to tell all the broads to keep their hands off me?

Tooth...you're killing me!:)