Hand creem

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Vaseline it makes my hands slide really nice and soft

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Person of interest was last seen around my army man collection, now it is no where to be found. With the army man collection there was a small computerized radar. If anyone happens to be near person of interest, can you tell me if he goes blip, blip, blip

I do not want the original contents for obvious reason but I would like them replaced.

thank you
r/y
army guy

Nivia, Eucerine and Keri lotions. Eucerine is pretty thick and will soak into the skin real nice.

Many dermatologists recommend Eucerine. I've even heard of them recommending mixing Eucerine with different Rx creams containing steroids to reduce the inflammation on the skin and soften it at the same time.

Army guy, was this an old collection that is probably worth money? It's a shame when people steal things from others, I hope you find your collection soon.

Alpha dog niner, Alpha dog niner, come in, be on the lookout for some of our brothers, it's been reported that they have been captured and might be forced into unknown territory. If you see the predator, do not approach, call for back-up immediately. This is a back-door operation, I repeat, a back-door

heard through the grapevine person of interest is not welcome in firestation on account the hoses and other equipment are irrusable when he gets done with his enema treatment. someone mentioned finding some green army men plugging up the drain, army guy, sure hope those aren't your men they found in there! also found were some computer peripheals, a couple of pieces of chairs, desks and various other equipment, a driver, a couple of golfballs, various fish and a police officer along with a tire missing from the pd station. heard from an undisclosed source that the police officer was fixing a tire and person of interest needed a rest and sat down for a break. it has been said by other sources near the area at the time person of interest shouted as he sat look mom no hands and the rest is history. the policeman was found holding a GI Joe doll and a missing person since 1975. source says it might be Jimmy Hoffa. dna tests are being run as we speak. former missing person has no idea how he got there, he thought the mob had thrown him into a hole underground and covered it with cement. the whole fish had him wondering if he had been underwater the entire time. our john doe is very confused indeed, and will never be the same.

Good Lord!! We must investigate this incident to the fullest extent! Army men down the drain? Enemas? It better not be my men!!! Do you mean to say soldier, that all of those articles came out of one man's ass? It must have been equivalent to a large storage area! Thank goodness he never farted, can you imagine the devastation from the flying debris? Jimmy Hofffa? eegads!!! I think we might have uncovered a great mystery. It never was alien abductions, or traveling through the bermuda triangle, it was someone's big ass in bermuda shorts!!!!! This gives a whole new meaning to the term big ass bass doesn't it? Operation, please keep us posted on the condition of this poor misfortunate man. At ease!

Let me clarify my last statement. The poor misfortunate man was referring to the John Doe found, not the culprit who is doing all these dirty deeds. When this person of interest is apprehended, I will demand a full psychiatric examination and a complete colon cleansing to free any others that might be still lingering deep within the bowels. Action must be taken quickly, their time is limited. Search and rescue now in progress proceed fully clothed in biohazard gear, this will be no easy mission soldiers!

Operation Firehouse sir
Any news on investigation of person on interest?
Any news on the identification of the John Doe? Has that poor soul regained his memory? If he hasn't it might be for the better. Please report sir alpha one niner over and out.

(follow code 234htzr22 when filing report make sure to use confidential feature)

Yes, Sir alpha one niner! Investigation ongoing. retrieval of men difficult venture. No id of John Doe yet, dental records have been perused. Poor soul lost some teeth in that acidic dungeon. Quite unfortunate, our JD is incomprehensible in speech and written word, being treated on section 8. Police officer doing fine, will be out of ICU in a couple of days. Tire is mutilated; both officer and JD were very lucky indeed!

Back door operation in full swing.

Alpa dog niner over and out!

Operation Firehose wrote:

Yes, Sir alpha one niner! Investigation ongoing. retrieval of men difficult venture. No id of John Doe yet, dental records have been perused. Poor soul lost some teeth in that acidic dungeon. Quite unfortunate, our JD is incomprehensible in speech and written word, being treated on section 8. Police officer doing fine, will be out of ICU in a couple of days. Tire is mutilated; both officer and JD were very lucky indeed!
Back door operation in full swing.
Alpa dog niner over and out!

Thank you sir for the quick response! Keep me posted on the progress of JD as well as the officer. Job well done! Back door operation will be a success, all areas have been covered. Evacuation could be necessary at some point but we will cross that bridge when we come to it.
Location change to alpha bass joker, I repeat alpha bass joker resume former plan over and out

Alpha one niner sir! Reporting relatives have been informed.

It has been reported person of interest was seen with the firehoses early this morning, checking on informant now.

Men are in place in location alpha bass joker, operation in full swing.

alpha dog niner over and out

It is all relative when considering the results. Firehoses must be under heavy guard.
Alpha bass joker confirmed repeat alpha bass joker confirmed
updated report to arrive soon
over and out
location 342 dojo 94nes

apha guard firehoses secure underway.

location alpha bass joker 1112
alpah dog niner over and out

receits not remitted, PO skimming from the top. PO is now suspect, I repeat, PO is now suspect. over