More than 1,000 dead birds fall from sky in Ark

Wowee its the end of the world!!!!'

Zap wrote:

I dug it really wide, you never know how big a beaver will be.

Some big beavers got a wide ass tail too? Smack a man down with one rotation make him crawl. Big beavers are cool.

Leave it to Beaver.

Beaver is probably our most important critter. In the past men lived by themselves in the woods for months, faced freezing winters, traveled over long distances, crossed the oceans, just to trap a beaver. Ever day they faced hadships, & untold danger, just to catch a big ass beaver. Raise your slitz & pose a toast " to the big ass beaver"

Ying Yang & Ping Pong said the next olympics they would just ,mail in their game.

I hear a power outage coming. I hope there is some rain in it.

Never mind, a big drop hit my dog

Chick fa lay, 50 % of all chickens are gay, 50 % of them are straight & 50% of them are Bi, you can't trust a chicken, but I don't want to eat no gay chicken. I guess it don't really matter, I eat KFC, they are definately the smarter chicken. I take ITT over Phonex every day

Some storm. The power went out abt 7 times, one for each drop of water.

But it happens at Beebe every year, same time. It happens at my house

hi wrote:

But it happens at Beebe every year, same time. It happens at my house

What happens?

5 o'clock

Chineese teenager kills 8 & wounds 5. O Lord now they will take our knives, now we will have to beat our meat

Sorry, for thoes that only read topix. It was a knife attack.

Did they hire Grady to chase everybody off topix.

Paz wrote:

Chick fa lay, 50 % of all chickens are gay, 50 % of them are straight & 50% of them are Bi, you can't trust a chicken, but I don't want to eat no gay chicken. I guess it don't really matter, I eat KFC, they are definately the smarter chicken. I take ITT over Phonex every day

I buy my chicken at Wal-Mart deli, 100% virgin Tyson poultry, not no funky Chinaman import.

http://youtu.be/yyTJULq64DM

Paz wrote:

Chick fa lay, 50 % of all chickens are gay, 50 % of them are straight & 50% of them are Bi, you can't trust a chicken, but I don't want to eat no gay chicken. I guess it don't really matter, I eat KFC, they are definately the smarter chicken. I take ITT over Phonex every day

^Watch why KFC chickens are so tender, it's from being kicked and stomped while they are still alive. That's worst than just f'ing a chicken sick f'ers killing chickens for Pilgram's Pride? Wonder if they treat their women like that to?):

Old Army wrote:

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I buy my chicken at Wal-Mart deli, 100% virgin Tyson poultry, not no funky Chinaman import.

It was reported that Tyson workers were injecting chicken blood into their veins at work...it made the men cocker and made the women easier to lay?(:

Ever wonder why that bag of chicken legs have several legs with a broken bone? The answer is in the video above. Ever wonder about Building 7?There is a correct answer to what happened. David Copperfield like trick?