Swine flu spreads through Vermont

Don't panic! This is under control! Yeah right!

Real Vermonter wrote:

Don't panic! This is under control! Yeah right!

That's what Alexes parents said when he was young!

And you see how he turned out!

The middle school has a confirmed case, Plus other kids have the hacking cough.

What are they smoking? Alex had that hacking cough problem all through school.

I just found they now have 2 confirmed cases.
Why does every thing posted has to have a joke attached to it?

It's the flu for God's sake, not cancer. The only people that have anything to worry about the elderly, infants, and the chronically ill - just like they have to worry about every other cold, bug, or virus going around out there. People need to chill out - this is not the apocalypse.

Wombat, you will learn to ignore more than half the posts on this forum completely.

NBGS Parent wrote:

It's the flu for God's sake, not cancer. The only people that have anything to worry about the elderly, infants, and the chronically ill - just like they have to worry about every other cold, bug, or virus going around out there. People need to chill out - this is not the apocalypse.
Wombat, you will learn to ignore more than half the posts on this forum completely.

Yea the serious ones!

Oh and just in case you didn't already know Swine Flu is now a pandemic! DON'T PANIC THOUGH!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090612/ap_on_he_...

LSU wrote:

What are they smoking? Alex had that hacking cough problem all through school.

I cured that problem by adding Vicks to the water in my bong...

You cured part of that problem but the other problems just can't be cured!

Real Vermonter wrote:

You cured part of that problem but the other problems just can't be cured!

Sort of like you.

Real Vermonter wrote:

You cured part of that problem but the other problems just can't be cured!

Nothing a full frontal lobotomy won't fix for ya,

Which is spreading faster, Swine flu or the intense animosity directed towards that fake Real Vermonter

Real Vermonter wrote:

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Sort of like you.

Give it up Stevie... We all know you run seniors into Ca-nan-ugh-duh every Sunday... Good try though....
Whats the special this week, dentures or heart meds????

Real Vermonter wrote:

You cured part of that problem but the other problems just can't be cured!

Well Viagra helps him with another one! LOL

Viagra and valium so everyone has their ups and downs.

Who's Stevie? I vote we refer to the Fake Real Vermonter as Shaftsbury or Shaft to alleviate confusions, and because he is always giving the truth the Shaft.

Who Gives A Rats S wrote:

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Give it up Stevie... We all know you run seniors into Ca-nan-ugh-duh every Sunday... Good try though....
Whats the special this week, dentures or heart meds????

Alex, that's not me.

Real Vermonter wrote:

Who's Stevie? I vote we refer to the Fake Real Vermonter as Shaftsbury or Shaft to alleviate confusions, and because he is always giving the truth the Shaft.

I second that motion. Shaft kinda fits