New officer on city force

I know he will do a great job. He is a good guy

he tried arresting his own mom, just ask him...

Coby is a good friend of mine, and he had made Seymour one heck of a police officer

who cares? Will be like any other small time cop.

Just what Seymour needs, another minimum wage, gun toting inbred hick. Hooray and congratulations on saving another lardass hillbilly from welfare.

Terry A wrote:

Just what Seymour needs, another minimum wage, gun toting inbred hick. Hooray and congratulations on saving another lardass hillbilly from welfare.

You are probobly the lard ass hillbilly he will arrest for DWI or some other crime

Seymour Civilian wrote:

<quoted text> You are probobly the lard ass hillbilly he will arrest for DWI or some other crime

Wouldn't live in that dump of a town if you gave it to me. Never met a person there with an IQ above 50 and I'm afraid that a gun toting dork from Norwood with a family tree that has no branches really doesn't impress me. Fact is, In Seymour, the only people that are cops are the ones without enough experience to get a job flipping burgers at McDonalds. You included.

Now, you go polish your little pop gun and wait for some cheerleader you can pull over to harass. ok? C

Well if you dont live here then why do you care? Surely there is something better to do then mouth the new police officer, and the entire town.

Seymour Civilian wrote:

Well if you dont live here then why do you care? Surely there is something better to do then mouth the new police officer, and the entire town.

Aww, did it get it's little feelings hurt??

Well you're right, there are better things to do but this particular thing caught my eye. I'm always interested in the possibility if life evolving into a higher form. But as usual, Seymour disappoints in terms of multicellular organisms evolving beyond the scum of the local pond.(It's just interesting that you've imported scum from Wright County to help squelch the remote possibility of evolution any further.

Now, you're free to go back and practice your Quick Draw in the mirror, Barney. I'm sure that Andy and Goober won't tease you.

if he's such a good cop then why is chris turner a known felon still getting away with cooking and selling meth..

one who knows wrote:

if he's such a good cop then why is chris turner a known felon still getting away with cooking and selling meth..

Well, he's probably got some super secret stealth undercover agent plan going...like Mike Ross's plan.
You know, harass the relatively good kids and ticket them, then use it as leverage to get them to do his damn job for him, by extorting them to go out and buy meth so he can pop the meth dealer, with the promise of "making their tickets go away".

Officer dumbass is going to get some kid killed with that stupid stunt and it won't be worth suing him. His welfare ass has a minimum wage job and nothing to show for his life. But I guess he figures he's the big dick in town, at least for now. There's about to be a criminal attorney trying his sphincter on for size.

Sorry low lives. Nothing better to do then bash the people who keep you safe. I find it funny you mouth them now, but later when you need them you will be pissed off until they help you. Do a favor for your community and either move away or shut the hell up.

You retards wrote:

Sorry low lives. Nothing better to do then bash the people who keep you safe. I find it funny you mouth them now, but later when you need them you will be pissed off until they help you. Do a favor for your community and either move away or shut the hell up.

That would be "Sorry, low life's" and to be honest, the Seymour Donut Club doesn't actually keep anyone safe, they're concentrating on writing enough tickets to justify their minimum wage jobs. If you want law enforcement, call the MOHP, not the local Barney Fife Patrol.

Further, the only thing those bumbling stumbledorks have ever helped...is to empty the Donut shelf at Casey's. The Chief of Donuts is a strutting little nutless banty rooster and the rest of those chimps would wet their pants before drawing a weapon...only to end up shooting one of their own.

No thanks, I'd take my chances with the local crack heads before calling on the Mayberry Morons.

(but keep trying to entice the local minors in to making illegal drug buys...the state AG's office is eating this up. Do you know what they do to ex donut officers in the state pen?)

Terry A wrote:

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Wouldn't live in that dump of a town if you gave it to me. Never met a person there with an IQ above 50 and I'm afraid that a gun toting dork from Norwood with a family tree that has no branches really doesn't impress me. Fact is, In Seymour, the only people that are cops are the ones without enough experience to get a job flipping burgers at McDonalds. You included.
Now, you go polish your little pop gun and wait for some cheerleader you can pull over to harass. ok? C

Tell me boy...what do you know about his family tree?

Bullseye wrote:

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Tell me boy...what do you know about his family tree?

Boy? You've obviously confused me with some inbred 15 yr old that you tried to intimidate. Boy? Wow, are you an internet bully? A Big Ol Boy that can barely read but you chew through your chains every night to get to the outhouse? Yikes.

The Hopper lineage is well known in Wright County, avail yourself of the opportunity to learn about it (of course, that's rhetorical, given who you are).

P.S. You can Google "rehtorical" and find out what it means. Thanks for shopping at Hick-Mart.

Father billybob is nothing but a little bich ha ha ha.

Momma Billybob wrote:

Father billybob is nothing but a little bich ha ha ha.

Wow, how original. What's next, a sister insult?

Tell you what sport, when you learn to spell and don't have to borrow mommy's computer then I'll see if I can work my way up to some minor form of outrage or something. ok?

(can't say too much for Barney and Andy and their ability to try and act like they're not defending themselves)

P.S. Still trying to tag kids to buy meth for you? The AG's comin ;)

Terry A wrote:

Just what Seymour needs, another minimum wage, gun toting inbred hick. Hooray and congratulations on saving another lardass hillbilly from welfare.

Just because your to lazy to go to college and make something out of your life does not give you any reason to talk like that about him! your just pissed off cause he's gonna take your no good ass to jail! Officer Hopper is a very good officer anddoes his job well!!

The Hopper family does not have any inbreeding. I do have the geneology records to back this up, unlike yourself. Perhaps you do not like Coby, but how dare you put down an entire family. By the way your attempt at looking intelligent only makes you look ignorant and narcissistic.

waaaaaaaa!

Oh gosh, my feelings are sure hurt now. I may have to pout about all thie heavy handed world class insulting.

Ok, I'm over it.