D wierdest thing you've seen in the woods that no one could ever believe?

One time in 1998. I was with my wife and we were just sitting in the car smoking in the shade. We were by a cemetery. On the side of a gravel road in the forestry. We were both looking down at a cassette tape. When I looked up (for no reason, didn't hear anything) and in the road were three figures. They were heading our direction. I just couldn't believe what I was seeing. There were three of them all human shape wearing old type farm clothes like one had a simple collarless faded blue shirt and pants with a round wide brim hat one had overalls on One had a dark wore out looking sport coat on and pants with a wide brim straw hat. Thing is... At first I just thought they were three men walking side by side out for a walk and I just missed them coming down the road. Then as another second or so went by I saw that these "things" didn't have any feet and they were above the ground about a foot coming right at us. Then as they got within about 40-50 yards I saw they had NO faces "YIKES" it was just a featureless grey area where the hats ended and the shirt tops stopped. My jaw dropped and I just looked over at my wife as she was turning to look at me. She was doin' some jaw droppin' herself. I said "Did you see that and she mumbles UUH HUH.. Those guys" I now knew I wasn't flipping out just because this WAS "my first rodeo" on this kind of thing. We both looked forward again to see them and they were gone! I knew they could not have ran off the road that fast! I knew instantly I needed to pull up there about 40 yard quick to get out and look down the ridge and behind the trees because I really needed to make sure as I knew I would always wonder if I had not checked it out. Well she did not get too afraid either as she got out and looked down the other side of the ridge also. They never had time to run or hide! Tee toally freaky...Well that was it. Nthere no sounds no prints. No answers

Not to be rude, but could you elaborate on "smoking".

Wierdest thing in the woods for me? Crashed airplane.

Wiggington wrote:

One time in 1998. I was with my wife and we were just sitting in the car smoking in the shade.

I think everything else can be explained by the first line.

I came across this couple once that were higher than kites yelling something about faceless men floating past them. Pretty crazy.

My friend and I came across a pack of Oompaloopas that appeared to be getting ready for some kind of sacrafice. They were chanting some kind of weird song in high pitch. We got the f outta there. We made sure not to build a fire that night and took turns keeping watch v
Weirdest thing was when we walked out the next morning they had all turned into boy scouts. They were still kinda scary and we took care not to notice. Also the last time I let my buddy add toppings to my pizza from Miguels.

we have a strange story about one time for you wiggington but i dont have time to type it right now but i will after a while. we seen the strangest thing in the woods to and cant explain it even when we hadnt been smoking or drinking or anything! i can tell you later!

Googleverse wrote:

My friend and I came across a pack of Oompaloopas that appeared to be getting ready for some kind of sacrafice. They were chanting some kind of weird song in high pitch. We got the f outta there. We made sure not to build a fire that night and took turns keeping watch v
Weirdest thing was when we walked out the next morning they had all turned into boy scouts. They were still kinda scary and we took care not to notice. Also the last time I let my buddy add
toppings to my pizza from Miguels.

Reminds me of the time I found about a hundred Christmas trees out in the woods. Turns out they weren't real Christmas trees but it sure did feel like Christmas. The good ol days.

Wiggington where did that happen at?

Grady wrote:

I came across this couple once that were higher than kites yelling something about faceless men floating past them. Pretty crazy.

...still laughing

In the early 60's my father bought an old farm house in Winchester, Ohio. He was remodeling down to just the stud wall of that old house and while only just the frame, he kept a small room at the back of the house for a place to sleep when spending the weekends. In that room was some old furnishings left with an small oil stove, next to it sat an old rocking chair. On the weekend I will be with him and many times he would move that rocking chair just to get around the area when we were there. For awhile every time we came back that rocking chair was put back by the oil stove, he thought the neighbor's wife was doing it when she checked on the place when we were gone, not thinking anything about it. One weekend we came in late after dark, my dad told me to go on in to the house, he had to check in with the neighbors a few minutes. I went into the back room we were staying and when I turned on the light, that rocking chair was rocking back and forth lightly. At the time I was 9 years old, I wasn't scared I just didn't think much about it at the time. I went to moving things around the room, you know clothes and junk we had laying around. That rocking chair started rocking back and forth pretty hard. I went out and told my dad to come there was something he needed to see. He and the neighbor man came to the house, I just looked at them and to the chair. The neighbor man real calmly said, Frank, you are up late tonight. Me, being young I just watched and listened to my father and the man talking. The man told my dad that Frank was a man that years ago (before the 60's) had owned the house, he said there in the yard under the flag pole (that was pretty rusted) was where Frank was supposedly buried. My dad spoke real softly while looking at the chair, calmly he said Sir, there is alot of work to do on this house and farm, would you mind if I sit the rocking chair out in the yard by the flagpole to see as the work is being done. I didn't understand why my dad was talking to the chair, but it started rocking really hard and then just stopped. My dad picked up the chair and went to the flagpole with it. He went into the barn and got an old quilt that was used for the horse we bought and placed it on that chair. My dad and the man never said a word while doing this, I was just tagging along to watch. My dad turned to me and said There is things in this world that don't need explaining. He was a pretty religious man, so I never questioned what he meant. During all those years that Rocking Chair sat in our yard next to the flag pole. My dad cleaned up that flag pole and painted it, did repairs on that chair and painted it not long after that incident. Over the years my dad never talked about that spot in the yard, but he took very good care of the area, planting flowers and even replaced the pole a few years later with a new one. We had that farm house over 25yrs and not once did he or I ever discuss what happened that night. When he sold the house, I was gone from home and I never asked him what he planned for the rocking chair. I just felt he had a sentimental spot in his heart for who ever the man named Frank, that was a part of that farm.

Do I believe in supernatural or ghost, well my dad taught me that some things don't need explaining.

There are always physical explanations for these things.

At 14 I got the impression that a shelf was going to fall off of the concrete block wall it was anchored to. I sat several feet away, taking a break glancing over from time to time thinking, "That things going to fall." After about 10 minutes, down came the shelf and everything on it.
I questioned this for years wondering how I knew this ahead of time. The shelf had been there a long time.

The expanation: Our conscious mind is more aware than we realize. I believe that I saw the shelf slowly pulling away from the wall like the minute hand on a clock. I didn't realize that I saw it moving so it registered in my mind as a sense that it was going to fall.
No precognition, no spooks, just reality.

A Big Brown Bear, with a roll of toliet Paper, heading towards the woods!

forgot2remember2forget wrote:

A Big Brown Bear, with a roll of toliet Paper, heading towards the woods!

why not use leaves or corn cobs? No paper trails that way.

Grady wrote:

I came across this couple once that were higher than kites yelling something about faceless men floating past them. Pretty crazy.

LOL. Nearly shook the baby off my boob, I was laughing so hard!!

I guess IT figured that all this Rain will dissolve paper and leave no evidence to the age old mystery, "Does a bear poop in the woods"?

American Born wrote:

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LOL. Nearly shook the baby off my boob, I was laughing so hard!!

Now Gradys comment was funny! But this one gave me a mind picture I will be chuckling about all day! I keep seeing this poor little baby gettin' all bounced around. Like WTF is this a milk shake er what!

I liked the other stories too. Thanks for adding them.

American Born wrote:

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LOL. Nearly shook the baby off my boob, I was laughing so hard!!

If I had a baby on my boob they would have hit the floor. The image of that poor child trying to just have a drink...lol Of course if I did have a baby on my boob i'd be called a sicko and probably get arrested.

Back in the 90's my cusin and I had been squirrel hunting in woods near fishing creek outside Eubank.
Darkness was taking over our chance of getting the bag limit and as we come out logging road we came up on a womans voice sreaming for god to help her! as we came closer to screams we saw a new van in middle of lane. The van was shaking and it appeared someone was inside in the now darkness the door slamed and a lite shinned in our eyes and told us to drop my 410 (gun)! After dropping gun a sweaty state cop came up and looked like he had been fighting to a point of loosing his clothing,
a lady then came around from rear and got into the front of van.
The cop said that he found that woman in pain just out of her head becaus she had a fell and lodged wood spike in her rump while she was trying to get away from a large man like big foot creature! The cop had managed to pull the spike from her rear.
He told us to get out of there and tell no one.
That they were trying to catch the creature alive and had cops hid in woods.
We never hunted that section again!

yeah and I own a gold mine

@Freaky, Thanks, That was freaky. I bet that left you with allot of questions!