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Ben Dover

Bulan, KY

#1 Apr 7, 2009
What's the best way to project flatulence when your in a crowd?

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#2 Apr 8, 2009
As politely as possible - And when done , look at the person next to you , and say loudly , Hell's Fire , Lady , you need to see a doctor for that problem - Then move away quickly -

“Kiss me I'm Irish”

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KY Pineywoods

#3 Apr 8, 2009
Knowitall9 wrote:
As politely as possible - And when done , look at the person next to you , and say loudly , Hell's Fire , Lady , you need to see a doctor for that problem - Then move away quickly -
LMAO, I had an ex that use to do that to me,he'd make me so mad I was ready to strangle him for it.

“One Day at a Time”

Since: Aug 08

Franklin KY

#4 Apr 8, 2009
My dad did that to mom once in the grocery store line. She was so mad.
know the truth

Las Vegas, NV

#5 Aug 22, 2012
quiet is more deadly..."The Art of Flatulence" devotes a chapter to this technique...Joseph Isaacs newest release.
Keenanv

Big Creek, KY

#6 Aug 22, 2012
When I was a small boy, I remember my small dog crawling up in my grandfathers lap. Grandpa would cut a fart and he would blame the dog for cutting the fart! My grandfather really thought that was funny he was getting by with blaming the dog!

“I Musici”

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Bremen, Germany

#7 Aug 22, 2012
I pharted in church once, only to turn my head around and look at the boy behind me. His face turned beet red, lol, everybody in the church thought it was him.
Maude

Lexington, KY

#8 Aug 22, 2012
Musikologist wrote:
I pharted in church once, only to turn my head around and look at the boy behind me. His face turned beet red, lol, everybody in the church thought it was him.
Not very nice.
Up to here

United States

#9 Aug 23, 2012
Musikologist wrote:
I pharted in church once, only to turn my head around and look at the boy behind me. His face turned beet red, lol, everybody in the church thought it was him.
Lmao

“I Musici”

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Bremen, Germany

#10 Aug 23, 2012
I pharted in Philadelphia at the Phorum...or was it at a Phillies game?

“I Musici”

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Bremen, Germany

#11 Aug 23, 2012
I also pharted in Phrankfort, that's the Capitol of Kentucky, in Phranklin County.
Blazer 1983

Elkton, KY

#12 Aug 23, 2012
Musikologist wrote:
I pharted in church once, only to turn my head around and look at the boy behind me. His face turned beet red, lol, everybody in the church thought it was him.
He who "pharts"in church sits in his own pew.
manfromthewest

Somerset, KY

#13 Aug 23, 2012
pull my finger..........that always was good for a laugh. us fellas find great humor in farts but women just dont get it. some of us guys take great pleasure and humor to clear out the side of a room and all have good laugh about how loud and stinky it is..

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#14 Aug 23, 2012
I are a champeen flutter blaster from way back -Several memorable moments from the past - In the court house , Wal-Mart , funeral homes , Cracker Barrel - I am an equal opportunity blatant flatulator - No one or place is immune to my gasseous explosions -

“I Musici”

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Bremen, Germany

#15 Aug 23, 2012
Blazer 1983 wrote:
<quoted text>He who "pharts"in church sits in his own pew.
lol, that's phunny.

“Kiss me I'm Irish”

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KY Pineywoods

#16 Aug 23, 2012
The most embarrassing are the walking farts, every step brings on a toot and it's not a good thin tooting down the aisle at church.Never hold a fart in because it will travel upwards to your brain and that's where shitty ideas come from. I think most politicians these days hold theirs in way to long.

“Kiss me I'm Irish”

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KY Pineywoods

#17 Aug 23, 2012
good Thing*

“I Musici”

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Bremen, Germany

#18 Aug 23, 2012
In school, I phlunked Pharting 101.
Blazer 1983

Elkton, KY

#19 Aug 24, 2012
My school (National Trail) offered A.P. pharting.It was right after lunch.
manfromthewest

Somerset, KY

#20 Aug 24, 2012
at my age there are rules .. one of them is never trust a fart.....ewwwwwwwww

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