Hundreds of birds die in western Ky.

Incurs Vogue Start wrote:

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every time I pee I hold it with two fingers and piss on three

A prosthetic might help ya there , shorty..

Wat

Rattus norvegicus wrote:

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A prosthetic might help ya there , shorty..

sure does, and the goats like it too

i thought this was about dead birds
lets get back on topic

THE UNA FARTER wrote:

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I know what goats like.
Blow, blow, blow, your goat gently til' he creams. Queerly, queerly, queerly, queerly, your life is but a wet dream.

By the powers vested me by the great state of the interweb.I now pronounce you Uass and Goat.Una if you'll just step this way.For a $5 fee,you will receive three 8x10 glossies of you in that beautiful gown.I see you chose a pink instead of white gown,not your first time?Sorry sorry.None of my business.Ummm your husband is eating the bouquet,that will cost another $3.

Your
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Still time to let it be.

I surely love this time of day. Peaceful, quiet, hot coffee and no childish idiots about. Probably at least 2 to 3 hours before the Topix short bus comes to pick them up to take them to their Daycare and give their poor mamas some relief.

Morning, 4/11/12, Sun snailing shadows across the land, Java pulling the foggy lazy sheets away. Tpx news: Troll Spew. Got it. Sweet, seems our nasty thought challanged trolls have taken time from dragging their bloated gross butts across the grass to increase our post numbers. Well done you little anal fixated sibilant lisping trolls, keep up the hard work, for surely it is a mentally daunting task to hunt and peck so many foul things onto it's greasy smelly keyboard with it's club fingers.

I appolgize to the descent contributors, I flushed another troll this morning, yeah, second one this week I know, I will pay more attention.

So, have you seen this 70 year old Virgin, no seriously that is not a troll typo, a 70 year old Virgin named Pam Shaw is also a cabaret dancer, with the stage name The Sexational Pam. Now after seeing her pics I'm thinking, lol, she should of sold that thing years ago because she aint givin it away now. I mean, damn girl.

hahahahaha, good morning Hempburn. Love your morning take on things once again. I can see the pig squealling fest continued into the night. What pathetic and sick little trolls they are. I did see that article about the virgin. hahaha Poor thing should of give it up 50+ years ago. Although there are some sick takers out there. Like the cousins of these foul creatures infesting our thread. They are sadly mistaken if they think we are going anywhere. Whoever posted that scottsville topix site a few days back gave an insight to how sick these wackos are. But you are right, for trolls to cry about our bird being on the top of their forum, along with the political sites that bunch their underoos, they sure spend more time on this thread than their own scottsville. Guess they have thoroughly ran off anyone wanting to discuss anything due to their warped perversion and sick fantasies. I like the person who posted all my A$$icons I posted last year, probably the "does care" troll who is defending it's claim to be resident troll. hahaha The videos were funny too. It could of been farters uglygurl posting out of Etown as well. I think someone said they were kissing cousins or uncle/neice. hahaha

I hope you have a wonderful day. It is going to be a beautiful and pleasant. I intend to go enjoy while we can. I fear we will have a HOT, HOT, summer in which I will live by the pool when I am not soaking up the AC. lol

Real Ancient Wolf wrote:

I surely love this time of day. Peaceful, quiet, hot coffee and no childish idiots about. Probably at least 2 to 3 hours before the Topix short bus comes to pick them up to take them to their Daycare and give their poor mamas some relief.

Good morning Ancient Wolf. I know what you mean abut the time of day. Troll free for a little while. They are probably still passed out in the back room of their Limpdick Corner club ignoring the short bus blowing the horn outside. hahaha

Enjoy your day.

Inspirational Godvine:

All things are possible! Don't believe that? Just watch this...wow.

Man Barely Able to Stand on his Own Does the Unthinkable - Amazing

This is the most inspiring video of the year. No matter what you're going through, this man's story will give you hope. He was disabled and told he'd never walk again - but the end of the video will blow you away.

http://www.godvine.com/Man-Barely-Able-to-Sta...

5,4,3,2,1, ring, ring, their topix alert is going to wake them....the regulars are on the BIRD thread...must go and gross them out..............

Rattus norvegicus wrote:

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Nothing around your parts except steers and Q@eers, I don't see no horns on ya boy.
Why don't you try to get out more junior? You might find you a big strong man, take you away from all this.

No steers or queers around here just bulls and cows. And if you wanta come London, East Bernstadt or Lily to jack the jackass just bring your candid arse right on down, one is names jackarse and the other is Dick Head, either a name fitting for you. Yea looking at your mouth made things tingle and start getting rigid.

Abeliever wrote:

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Good morning Ancient Wolf. I know what you mean abut the time of day. Troll free for a little while. They are probably still passed out in the back room of their Limpdick Corner club ignoring the short bus blowing the horn outside. hahaha
Enjoy your day.

You say that the short bus is blowing his horn waiting on you outside? And good morning to you, Abliever.

Abeliever wrote:

5,4,3,2,1, ring, ring, their topix alert is going to wake them....the regulars are on the BIRD thread...must go and gross them out..........

Gross who out?

Abeliever wrote:

hahahahaha, good morning Hempburn. Love your morning take on things once again. I can see the pig squealling fest continued into the night. What pathetic and sick little trolls they are. I did see that article about the virgin. hahaha Poor thing should of give it up 50+ years ago. Although there are some sick takers out there. Like the cousins of these foul creatures infesting our thread. They are sadly mistaken if they think we are going anywhere. Whoever posted that scottsville topix site a few days back gave an insight to how sick these wackos are. But you are right, for trolls to cry about our bird being on the top of their forum, along with the political sites that bunch their underoos, they sure spend more time on this thread than their own scottsville. Guess they have thoroughly ran off anyone wanting to discuss anything due to their warped perversion and sick fantasies. I like the person who posted all my A$$icons I posted last year, probably the "does care" troll who is defending it's claim to be resident troll. hahaha The videos were funny too. It could of been farters uglygurl posting out of Etown as well. I think someone said they were kissing cousins or uncle/neice. hahaha
I hope you have a wonderful day. It is going to be a beautiful and pleasant. I intend to go enjoy while we can. I fear we will have a HOT, HOT, summer in which I will live by the pool when I am not soaking up the AC. lol

We are here because your request that came from here. And you love us being here. There are lots of people that their ip location is from E'town. So E'town posters love Scottsvegas Topix. Maybe they are trying to get away from posters kind of like yourselves? Do you say that you were kissing your cousins and nieces?

Abeliever wrote:

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Good morning Ancient Wolf. I know what you mean abut the time of day. Troll free for a little while. They are probably still passed out in the back room of their Limpdick Corner club ignoring the short bus blowing the horn outside. hahaha
Enjoy your day.

I thought that was you blowing.

tinponyrider wrote:

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Anyone that comes in contact with her ugly stupid arse. LOL.

Real Ancient Wolf wrote:

I surely love this time of day. Peaceful, quiet, hot coffee and no childish idiots about. Probably at least 2 to 3 hours before the Topix short bus comes to pick them up to take them to their Daycare and give their poor mamas some relief.

Schitt, you just love getting up before the roosters do, so you can molest the old hens without getting spurred.

Abeliever wrote:

Inspirational Godvine:
All things are possible! Don't believe that? Just watch this...wow.
Man Barely Able to Stand on his Own Does the Unthinkable - Amazing
This is the most inspiring video of the year. No matter what you're going through, this man's story will give you hope. He was disabled and told he'd never walk again - but the end of the video will blow you away.
http://www.godvine.com/Man-Barely-Able-to-Sta...

Glory Be, Earnest Angely lives again.....say baby-eeee.