Police: Man's wallet stolen while kissing

HA! ROTFL'ing!
Dude, you got punk'd!

Hoot! Hoot! Hoot! David you schmuck, stay sober! She was not grabbing your chubby arsce, she was taking your wallet. Kissing an unknown woman, eh? She may have, in addition to pinching your wallet, given you something that will become apparent in a couple of weeks.

Kiss that waller goodbye!

Wow what an experience.. She was walking away saying Kiss This Goodbye.. lol Poor guy you thought you were gonna score and instead your now broke..

This is too funny. Maybe she was a "working girl".

If you are kissing an unknown woman maybe you deserved to have your wallet stolen~~~Gee Whiz!! You don't know this chick?? That is sad~~didn't your mama ever tell you not to talk to strangers~~let alone kiss them?? Stay sober!!

David. Life is like that. Learn and do not give up on love. Or is that "lust?" LOL

I gotta feel for this guy. I was dancing with a chick at Wibs one night about 8 years ago and the next thing I felt a hand in my front pocket. Just so happens it was my money pocket. I quickly grabbed her wrist, pulled it out of the pocket, made sure there was no cash then thought and rethought about breaking her wrist. In the end I let her go with what probably turned out to be a bruise.

But in his defense, at least you got to kiss that chick bud. don't let the prudes on here get you down. Learn your lesson, protect your wallet and go out and score.

I've been kissed by a huoe on this day...

TheDude wrote:

I gotta feel for this guy. I was dancing with a chick at Wibs one night about 8 years ago and the next thing I felt a hand in my front pocket. Just so happens it was my money pocket. I quickly grabbed her wrist, pulled it out of the pocket, made sure there was no cash then thought and rethought about breaking her wrist. In the end I let her go with what probably turned out to be a bruise.
But in his defense, at least you got to kiss that chick bud. don't let the prudes on here get you down. Learn your lesson, protect your wallet and go out and score.

Ew, think of how nasty this chick is. Who knows what else she does for a buck and you're going to put your lips in her and try to score? Sounds like a sure way to get a STD.
Yeah!... score some herpes and clamidia buddy! WHOO if you're lucky she'll get knocked up and then you can be a baby Daddy!

Maybe she was leading up to the Kiss of Death!!!

Go Get EM tough Guy wrote:

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WHOO if you're lucky she'll get knocked up and then you can be a baby Daddy!

....? I didnt think women could get pregnant just by kissing, if thats the case, Im really in trouble.

Or maybe she was preparing him for married life!

Maybe, you should get to know the person you are swaping spit with .Hope he learned a lesson , but I doubt it .

I've said it before... "Some people's kids"

Is there something in the water in Shippensburg???

I've said it before and I'll say it again "YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID"

Smart woman... Christmas is coming she needed some of that lute to by her husband and kids some presents

Sounds fishy to me.

She was probably kissing him alright, probably kissing his ...... belly button region.

LOL.

...kissing, huh?
That old trick usually happens in a cheap Vegas motel. Only the details are a little murkier. You're left tied to the bed post, wearing lipstick and ladies garments.

The stranger than fiction stories always seem to hail from Shippensburg. However, that doesn't beat the alley sex in the moving car or naked Sheetz man incidents. I'm going to buy a videocamera and hang out in Ship on weekends. There's money to be made with the right footage.