Woman has sex with amusement park ride

OH damm!..spilled my coke....

That's one way of practicing safe sex!

That's every 4-5 days. Pack a cooler, fill the tank, and bring an extra set of dry clothes (maybe a bologna sandwich). Any boyfriend of hers would have to be really creative I guess.

And some of you thought men had the corner on the fetish market.

What the ...

I think I know her mom

that should be "know"

I love rollercoasters, but I don't LOOOVE rollercoasters.....

Knowing my luck i would get the wet seat next..

now I've heard everything, and can die happy

Must have played with the "Whack-a-Hoe game"Just don't show her the way to the petting zoo.....Talk about a wild mouse....lol

Ok, I apologize in advance for the insensitivity to epileptics and blondes in the follwoing joke:

Why did the blonde jump on the epileptic having a fit at the county fair?

She thought it was a new ride.

ho ho ho

I wonder what she thinks about the Washington Monument?

Why don't she just buy an old washing machine and put it on fast spin,then she can have a live in lover...

Arminius wrote:

I wonder what she thinks about the Washington Monument?

I think it's suppose to go fast? lol

Krypteia wrote:

Why don't she just buy an old washing machine and put it on fast spin,then she can have a live in lover...

>>laughing out loud<<

How does she feel about other people riding it?

Krypteia wrote:

Why don't she just buy an old washing machine and put it on fast spin,then she can have a live in lover...

hahahahaha!!

Arminius wrote:

I wonder what she thinks about the Washington Monument?

or the Lincoln Memorial, Abe sitting there in the late summer evening with those soft flood lights shining on him .....oooooohhhh yeah, I can feel it. LOL

This reminds me of the part in Private Parts where the sexually frustrated woman called Howard Stern, and he told her he could get her off over the air. He had her to place her stereo speaker in the floor and mount it. Then he started making noises and she reached orgasm on the air. Then they showed a cop listening to the broadcast in his cruiser and right about the time she climaxed, he crashed into a fire hydrant.

And yes, women do come up with ways to get off. Quite a few have attached dildoes to boards, chairs, rocking horses, etc. But most of the time, the fetishes are more relational than sexual and often involve the imagination, like imagining that others love them when they don't, pretending they are in an affair, etc. And such fantasies are in movies. I remember one with a determined homewrecker. She was telling everyone she was seeing him, doing things to try to get him divorced, kidnapped a child, harassed him at work, etc. She was quite a stalker. She even broke into his house to make it look like they were having mad sex in there. That led to her death because she didn't know the wife came back to get something or check the alarm or whatever. And the 2 really fought and the fight went into the attic, with the homewrecker falling through the floor and the chandellier crashing on top of her, with her getting impaled by glass shards.