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Indiana lawyer found asleep in trash can

Full story: El Paso Times

An Indiana lawyer who was found asleep headfirst in a neighbor's trash can after a night of drinking has apologized and says he's embarrassed.

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curious

El Paso, TX

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Barfing himself unconscious.
Artsy

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OMG this is truly funny!
Book Em Danno

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Should have left him in there. What do you call 1000 lawyers out at the landfill? A good start.
Someone in York

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LIONEL HUTZ!!!!
La Migra

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He must have been a defense attorney.
Einstein

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That was either one big trash can or one tiny lawyer.
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that sounds like Indiana to me!
Philliesfan

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"has apologized and says he's embarrassed".

As well he should be.
whatajoke

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Jun 19, 2009
 
Q: What do you call a lawyer in a trash can?
A: A good start!
HAHAHAHA!
PeePee

Somerset, PA

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Jun 19, 2009
 
He was found where most lawyers belong.
Gunslinger915

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You ever get up in the morning, their is a pile of clothes in the floor and YOU are in them?? If drinkin don't kill you, the fall into the dumpster truck will.:)

“Depraved Indifference”

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Ronin

ISP: Hanover, PA

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How many lawyer jokes are there ?

Only two, the rest are all true.
Book Em Danno

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Edwich wrote:
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What do you call a million lawyers in the ocean?
A great Start.
You guys should give it a break. I nailed it in #3.
lawforsale

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Jun 19, 2009
 
finally the covenant for lawyers has been found. now if the rest follow.
Get Real

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Jun 19, 2009
 
Why won't sharks attack a lawyer? Professional courtesy.
BGHOZ

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Jun 19, 2009
 
whatajoke wrote:
Q: What do you call a lawyer in a trash can?
A: A good start!
HAHAHAHA!
LoL!
Gunslinger915

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What do you think when a lawyer is up to his neck in cement??? No enough cement :)

“NO AMNESTY FOR LAW BREAKERS!”

Since: Aug 08

In the Battle-Warren

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Jun 19, 2009
 

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That can't be very good on His back.
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He was stumbling by and the smell from the garbage can made him feel like there was a lawyer convention going on in there so in he went. I wonder what his income tax expense report will be for this luxury hotel room and meal.
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A Lawyer in a trash can? Thats appropriate.
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