This was actually a decent attempt of humor from the conservative side. A parody of Genesis is something that would be heretical or sacrilegious.Obama---You Didn't Build That
Readings from the Book of Barack
1 In the beginning Govt created the heavens and the earth.
*2*Now the economy was formless*and void, darkness was over the surface of the ATMs,*and the Spirit of Govt was hovering*over the land.
3*And Govt said,*“Let there be spending,” and there was spending.
*4*Govt saw that the spending was good,*and that it separated the light from the darkness.
*5*Govt called the spending Investments, and this he did in the first day.
6*Then Govt said,“Let there be roads and bridges across the waters, and let dams divide the waters from the waters.”
*7*Thus Govt made the infrastructure and the patronage jobs for eternity*under the firmament from the Potomac which*was*above the firmament; and it was so.
*8*And Govt called the firmament Washington. This Govt did on the second day.
9*Then Govt said,“Let the regulations and the guidelines under the heavens be gathered together into one place...
Brilliant piece. Click below for the rest of it.
But it started to fail at point 5 and point 6 made it sound like roads and bridges and dams are bad.
It was a good try, but just goes to show... conservatives don't really get the funny unless it's to kick someone in the face they think is beneath them.