Hundreds of birds die in western Ky.

Jan 5, 2011 Full story: The Cincinnati Enquirer 81,786

MURRAY, Ky. - State wildlife officials say "several hundred" dead birds were found near the Murray State University campus last week.

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“The only good bird...”

Since: Jun 12

Is a dead bird

#61894 Jul 11, 2012
THE UNA FARTER wrote:
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That bunch can drink more beer than Humpaburns Kod fish can pull water through their gills. This must be ladies night. I'm sure ol' Scruffy has his dress, heels and wig on. He's a stingy selfish old coot. He goes at crappy hour so he can some free old boney chicken wings too. A big night out with a lady friend consists of the McDonalds drive thru, his date has to pay the difference if she super sizes the order. He is back home no later than 8:30 and alone I might add. One time his date talked him into parking in a romantic spot. she finally became disgusted of him sitting there for over an hour saying, pretty Moon tonight at 4 minute intervals. He finally took the poor thing home with a throbbing headache. Her friend that hooked her up with him got a real cussing the next day.
SSLSH Really! I thought it was a fart but...anyway you should come with a warning Sir! I cant believe how the hilariousness can keep getting better and better... ttyl
Ancient Wolf

Lexington, KY

#61895 Jul 11, 2012
Bird Killer wrote:
<quoted text>They sure do drink an awful lot, don't they Sir? It seems like every day they're drunk on there butts by 10am. Old creep girl has been on a non stop drunk for a week now.
I would guess that old mutt has to call a taxi. I bet his driving privileges were revoked long ago for too many dui's.
I looked up Klinger too! I thought you were talking about those Klingers hanging on his butt fir. I get it now, good one Sir!
Well, I can see right now that you won't qualify as a marine. Marines like beer and they don't go around making assumptions without some real facts. My guess is you will be in the Stockade at Leavenworth where the tough guys will show your pansy butt what life is really about.

“TELLING IT LIKE IT IS”

Since: Apr 09

FARTSBURG

#61896 Jul 11, 2012
Ancient Wolf wrote:
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Very unlikely since I am too cheap to have more than 2 beers at the happy hour 1/2 price. I only go when it is 2 for the price of one. But then I don't need to justify anything to you.
I knew that. I didn't figure you would be home this soon. Did they throw your cheap arse out? I bet the owners of that saloon look forward to seeing you everyweek. Who said anything about justifying anything. I just hoped you got a DUI. Scruffy, I can tell you are drunk. What's the matter, one of the bar ho's wouldn't let you get a free grope? Bring any chicken wings home in your pockets?

Since: Jun 12

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#61897 Jul 11, 2012
Ancient Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>Very unlikely since I am too cheap to have more than 2 beers at the happy hour 1/2 price. I only go when it is 2 for the price of one. But then I don't need to justify anything to you.
frugal not cheap...

“Take no prisoners”

Since: Jan 11

Eddyville, KY

#61898 Jul 11, 2012
Bird Killer wrote:
<quoted text>Blah, blah, blah...
Choking your chicken doesn't qualify you as a Bird Killer.

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#61899 Jul 11, 2012
Bird Killer wrote:
<quoted text>Let me see how it works first, and I'll get back to you.
model SPD765 has a noise muffler built in
Ancient Wolf

Lexington, KY

#61901 Jul 11, 2012
THE UNA FARTER wrote:
<quoted text>
That bunch can drink more beer than Humpaburns Kod fish can pull water through their gills. This must be ladies night. I'm sure ol' Scruffy has his dress, heels and wig on. He's a stingy selfish old coot. He goes at crappy hour so he can some free old boney chicken wings too. A big night out with a lady friend consists of the McDonalds drive thru, his date has to pay the difference if she super sizes the order. He is back home no later than 8:30 and alone I might add. One time his date talked him into parking in a romantic spot. she finally became disgusted of him sitting there for over an hour saying, pretty Moon tonight at 4 minute intervals. He finally took the poor thing home with a throbbing headache. Her friend that hooked her up with him got a real cussing the next day.
With an imagination like yours, you are a prime candidate for the a position with the National Enquirer. Might hurt your pride though to actually go to work.
Ancient Wolf

Lexington, KY

#61902 Jul 11, 2012
THE UNA FARTER wrote:
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I knew that. I didn't figure you would be home this soon. Did they throw your cheap arse out? I bet the owners of that saloon look forward to seeing you everyweek. Who said anything about justifying anything. I just hoped you got a DUI. Scruffy, I can tell you are drunk. What's the matter, one of the bar ho's wouldn't let you get a free grope? Bring any chicken wings home in your pockets?
Absolutely, but then I am rather inventive and don't live off welfare and handouts like you do.
Ancient Wolf

Lexington, KY

#61903 Jul 11, 2012
@LSD923 My grandson is now in the same line of work as you.
Ancient Wolf

Lexington, KY

#61904 Jul 11, 2012
The Eunuch-Farter is self made, but then he was not using it anyways.
Ancient Wolf

Lexington, KY

#61905 Jul 11, 2012
crickets??????

“The only good bird...”

Since: Jun 12

Is a dead bird

#61906 Jul 11, 2012
Ancient Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, I can see right now that you won't qualify as a marine. Marines like beer and they don't go around making assumptions without some real facts. My guess is you will be in the Stockade at Leavenworth where the tough guys will show your pansy butt what life is really about.
I'll be the best dang Marine you ever saw. A new breed of solder, stronger, faster, smarter. No drinking and smoking for me. I am Bird Killer, born to raise hell! I'll go through ROTC and lead a combat squad of well trained human weapons. We'll tear the enemy's heads off and crap down their necks. You'll see.

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#61907 Jul 11, 2012
Hey wolf.
Did you have a great Wednesday ?
Ancient Wolf

Lexington, KY

#61908 Jul 11, 2012
Bird Killer wrote:
<quoted text>I'll be the best dang Marine you ever saw. A new breed of solder, stronger, faster, smarter. No drinking and smoking for me. I am Bird Killer, born to raise hell! I'll go through ROTC and lead a combat squad of well trained human weapons. We'll tear the enemy's heads off and crap down their necks. You'll see.
Well not unless you have a change of attitude and start showing some respect for authority. Otherwise, you will be in Leavenworth.
Ancient Wolf

Lexington, KY

#61909 Jul 11, 2012
Miss E Font wrote:
Hey wolf.
Did you have a great Wednesday ?
Yeah, it was great. I started a new History book and then went and met my son and daughter-in-law for dinner.

“The only good bird...”

Since: Jun 12

Is a dead bird

#61910 Jul 11, 2012
LSD923 wrote:
<quoted text>
Your sh*t breath is blurring your vision. You can't see anything.
BTW,Do you have difficulty sitting with Bird Killers head up your a**?
Why you uncouth rectal belch! You guys are the filthiest talking bunch of drunks and dope heads I have ever saw.

Little short dork. LMAO
BTW- Bite my ass.
Ancient Wolf

Lexington, KY

#61911 Jul 11, 2012
Even got to set the Eunuch off with some concocted story about 2 Happy Hour beers. LOL

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#61913 Jul 11, 2012
Ancient Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah, it was great. I started a new History book and then went and met my son and daughter-in-law for dinner.
Sounds satisfying. I'm reading Kentucky Folktales. Interesting book
Ancient Wolf

Lexington, KY

#61915 Jul 11, 2012
Bird Killer wrote:
<quoted text>Why you uncouth rectal belch! You guys are the filthiest talking bunch of drunks and dope heads I have ever saw.
Little short dork. LMAO
BTW- Bite my ass.
and you plan to make it to ROTC using English like "I have ever saw" ? And Officer and a Gentleman? I don't think so.
Ancient Wolf

Lexington, KY

#61916 Jul 11, 2012
Miss E Font wrote:
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Sounds satisfying. I'm reading Kentucky Folktales. Interesting book
I am reading Mathew Brady's Illustrated History of The Civil War with narrative by Benson J. Lossing compiled from the Official Records of The War Department. Interesting read coupled with some most interesting photography.

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