Why did FAT PAT Colbyloser cross the road?

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Get a job ColbyLOSER

Santa Cruz, CA

#1 Jul 30, 2012
She didn't.

She's too FAT to waddle that far!!!
Buzz

United States

#2 Jul 30, 2012
Get a job ColbyLOSER wrote:
She didn't.
She's too FAT to waddle that far!!!
But there might have been a roadkill skunk for her to nosh on over there?
Get a job ColbyLOSER

Santa Cruz, CA

#3 Jul 30, 2012
Or another pallet of Twinkies
eviction party

Santa Cruz, CA

#4 Jul 30, 2012
So she could play in traffic with her brother?
Buzz

San Francisco, CA

#5 Jul 30, 2012
Get a job ColbyLOSER wrote:
She didn't.
She's too FAT to waddle that far!!!
I love that a fat guy created this post LOL
Buzz

United States

#6 Jul 30, 2012
[QUOTE who="Buzz/Colby"] <quoted text>
I love that a fat guy created this post LOL[/QUOTE]

And a Colby meth head responded to it!
Buzz

Foster City, CA

#7 Jul 30, 2012
Buzz wrote:
<quoted text>
And a Colby meth head responded to it!
My name isn't Colby. Sober up, dude. Stop hijacking my name.
eviction party

Santa Cruz, CA

#8 Jul 30, 2012
Buzz wrote:
Stop hijacking my name.
So writes the poster who has only been posting as "Buzz" since April or May of 2012, whereas the "Buzz" whose name you've chosen to "adopt" has been posting here for years before you.
FAT FOOL PAT

Benicia, CA

#9 Jul 30, 2012
Because the JS Co booted them out!!!!
Skeptic

Santa Cruz, CA

#10 Jul 30, 2012
You got it backwards. They're getting JS Co booted out.
eviction party

Santa Cruz, CA

#11 Jul 30, 2012
Skeptic wrote:
You got it backwards. They're getting JS Co booted out.
Any proof of this, or more empty blustering from Mission Gardens' petulant pair?
Skeptic

Santa Cruz, CA

#12 Jul 30, 2012
Ask the federal government about this.
eviction party

Santa Cruz, CA

#13 Jul 31, 2012
Skeptic wrote:
Ask the federal government about this.
Ask them about what?

You two are still are still unhappily living there, despite years of complaining and making vague references about legal action without producing anything to show for John's efforts.
Skeptic

Santa Cruz, CA

#14 Jul 31, 2012
The government moves slowly but inexorably. The Colby's aren't being booted anywhere but I can't say the same for your Section 8 Meth buddy.
Buzz

San Leandro, CA

#15 Jul 31, 2012
Beware of cyberstalkers:

DBS/Buzz/Donny B posts under new names to harrass people everyday, here is a list of some of them:
The archive threads are:
Archive for DBS/Buzz/Donny B Stalker Names
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...
Archive for Racist Statements by DBS, Buzz, and Donny B
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...

Added to the newly UPDATED DBS/Buzz stalker list:

Beast
Colby is NUTScom
Good Job Officers
HEY FAT PAT
New Reader
Grandview Ave
the Anti DBS Colby
NotDBS
TTT
Fred S
FAT PAT is FATTEST
Get a job Colbyloser
Get a job ColbyLOON

Colby paranoid Troll
Colbys R Nutz
ole 'D
Whinyputz
The Parrot
The LOONs are coming
DBSthe SPAMMER
WOOF
Mooohoohahaaaaa
deja vu
Unemployed Wimp and Blimp

Mr Kitzel
The original DBS
eviction party
FAT PAT
Not DBS
jeff helms
Meth Mouth DBS
Endless Bummer
DBS not Colbyloser
tmc914
The Beast from the East
Drivebyfruiter
The real DBS
The tmc914 name is what DBS uses to post comments on the Santa Cruz Sentinel with, and that handle is associated with the email address tmc914@yahoo.com
Why does DBS post under so many names?
Why did DBS vandalize Becky Johnson's property?
DBS should stop hijacking names!!!!!!!
Also, DBS calls this group of fake names he has created "The Dingleberry Gang"
DBS posts a variety of names with "Colby" in the title, such as Colbyloon, DBS not Colbyloser, or Dumb Hump Colby, etc, or with "John" in the title, such as "Lying John" and "No John". Lately he has been using a woman's name, making handles with "PAT" in them.
Lately, DBS has been using "Grandview" in posts to threaten a person on Topix who lives at an apartment complex named Grandview.
DBS also calls himself "Dave" or "Dan" at times.
Additional possible identities used by DBS:
Buzz
Sum Dim
Phil.i.am
Donny B
Reality Check
Reality Check Santa Cruz
Honey Badger
meow
Xanthippe
Ed Natol
DBS is a really large, angry man who will vandalize your home, or threaten to, if you disagree with him on Topix. He weighs over 225 pounds and is severely obese and has trouble moving, but he is also very dangerous.
How, you ask, does DBS stalk people and add so many abusive comments without being banned from Topix? He uses a router to change his isp, or so he says, and he uses anonymous proxies, which is how he changes how his location appears on Topix comments.
Buzz

United States

#16 Jul 31, 2012
[QUOTE who="Buzz/ColbyLoser "]<quoted text>
My name isn't Colby. Sober up, dude. Stop hijacking my name.[/QUOTE]

Just proving my analysis of your character John....

John E Colby who posts as DBS, Buzz, Check on Reality, Donny B, endless bummer, takes these names from posters who have offended him by commenting on his crackpot posts. He also frequently posts as Skeptic and Casual Observer.

In his real life, John is an angry, whiny, unemployed, delusional paranoid psychotic who lives with his morbidly obese sister Pat and two incontinent cats in the Mission Gardens section 8 housing on Grandview in Santa Cruz.

John possesses an enormous, but totally unjustified ego. He claims to have a PhD from UCSC, but lives on public assistance. All the above is verifiable from letters written to IndyBay, Metro Santa Cruz, Topix, the Santa Cruz Sentinel and the San Jose Mercury News. He started on a tirade about meth. He brought meth into almost every thread he posted til it became ludicrous, and he still kept going. MAYBE this is why he's such a mess today.

John's "job" is trying to control all the Topix threads with time outs where he barrages city and county leaders with demands--none of which get serious consideration. He's sent out many complaints to HUD about his section 8 housing and has an ongoing war with JS Co who manages his complex. He's complained for over 3 years, but there he stays. Over 30 of his neighbors signed a petition to have him evicted, alleging he was a threat to children. Unfortunately, John is in a protected class and his neighbors are stuck living next to a ticking time bomb (my opinion).

John also loves to accuse his critics (people he doesn't know except for their posting names which he hijacks) of using meth, being on welfare, being unemployed and doing criminal acts of which there is no evidence. What's the term for someone who projects all his failings on to someone else?
Buzz

United States

#17 Jul 31, 2012
The last time someone told Fat Pat she should diet, she answered" What color?"
Get a job ya FAT SLOB

Benicia, CA

#18 Aug 4, 2012
We can be sure of one thing, she didn't cross the road to get to WORK!!!
Get a job ya FAT DBS SLOB

San Leandro, CA

#19 Aug 4, 2012
Get a job ya FAT SLOB wrote:
We can be sure of one thing, she didn't cross the road to get to WORK!!!
So says the unemployed blimp in rehab.
Get a job ya FAT DBS SLOB

San Leandro, CA

#20 Aug 4, 2012
Get a job ColbyLOSER wrote:
She didn't.
She's too FAT to waddle that far!!!
So says the 225 pound fat old flabby flabby man. Stop hating on women, stalker DBS!

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