Anyone know of a good hillbilly stool softener?

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The Remedy

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I ain't been able to pass this big turd I got lodged up in my pooty hole for the last WEEK. Anyone know of anythin' that can get this big hunk o' junk up outta there?
charmin

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Apr 2, 2010
 

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drink 4 oz. olive oil and eat a box of raisins. if that don't pull your brains out, you ain't got any to begin with.
bill hilly

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Apr 3, 2010
 
I always heard a little warm, soapy water up the A-hole would do the trick. Or if that don't work, just do what we do over here in the boonies.... suck it out with a plunger.
so fine

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#4
May 16, 2010
 
suppository. only way to go
world so cold

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May 16, 2010
 
just like a ketchup bottle ya gotta poke it loose
If theres one thing i know it's how to get stuff out of your can.
nobrianer

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May 16, 2010
 
The Remedy wrote:
I ain't been able to pass this big turd I got lodged up in my pooty hole for the last WEEK. Anyone know of anythin' that can get this big hunk o' junk up outta there?
Walmart sells enemas, dumbass. You could, however, put a gerbil up there to eat it out. Pretty common for Elliot County.
i know

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hey stay off your FL. meds and that will help.put 4 tabelspoons of epison salt to a 8 ounce glass of water and stir it up then drink!!!! it really works.... then call me in the morning!!!
gottaturdinurtai l

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#8
May 17, 2010
 
here is what you will need.
1) tube of Kentucky Jelly
2) a latex glove
3) a middle finger - preferably your own!
4) a roll of toilet paper
5) a big enough bucket to sling the poo off your finger once you're done dig'n!
answers

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May 18, 2010
 
The Remedy wrote:
I ain't been able to pass this big turd I got lodged up in my pooty hole for the last WEEK. Anyone know of anythin' that can get this big hunk o' junk up outta there?
Jason Carter is the answer ha ha.
Jack Warrington

West Liberty, KY

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May 18, 2010
 
Work that fanger up in thur and dig that junk out gurrl

Also, mineral oil. 3 table spoons. You'll be lucky if you have bones left.
Pulp Fiction

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May 28, 2010
 
Would a penis do the trick?

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Kentucky

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#12
May 28, 2010
 
Classic, and you wonder why we make fun of Sandy Hook.

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May 28, 2010
 
jr br will suck that crap right outta you. Give him a call. He's all man and wants a good man. jr br is he Brown Ridges son? jr brown, thats gotta be it.

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Kentucky

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May 28, 2010
 
What is "Kentucky Jelly"?

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Kentucky

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May 28, 2010
 
Sophies Ant wrote:
What is "Kentucky Jelly"?
ky.

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May 28, 2010
 
Sophies Ganny wrote:
<quoted text>ky.
lol- yeah, should have figured they think it is named after them...
Well

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Sophies Granny lives in Manchester, Ky. She is on that forum 90% of the time spreading her filthy disease. She likes to brag about pedophiles and being a topix troll.
Shelia

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#19
May 29, 2010
 
Use a Homeless mans Penis and then perform A.T.M, WITH Herpies Symplex B covered in poo, you'll never wanna eat again thus fixing the problem forever.I know a winno bum who will perform this feat for a mere bottle of Snow Berry wine. Only $6.00.

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Kentucky

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#20
May 29, 2010
 
why not just take a laxative like normal people?

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West Liberty

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May 29, 2010
 
Well wrote:
Sophies Granny lives in Manchester, Ky. She is on that forum 90% of the time spreading her filthy disease. She likes to brag about pedophiles and being a topix troll.
Thank You:)

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