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Cletus Kettle United States	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1 Jun 25, 2012 How yer doin day? Cmon git yer ass whooped.
devil anse San Antonio, TX	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2 Jul 14, 2012 Try to whoop my ass boy. I'll climb you like a ladder and on the way down kick out every rung!
devil anse San Antonio, TX	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #4 Jul 14, 2012 Where you at boy?
devil anse San Antonio, TX	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #5 Jul 14, 2012 Still sleeping with yo sis, I reckon!
Cletus Kettle United States	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #6 Jul 14, 2012 I be sleeping with yer mama. She dun like being porked in her ass. Make me a lil creampie for yer to lick up when I leave. How yer doin?
devil anse San Antonio, TX	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7 Jul 14, 2012 If yo be a sleepin with my mama yer be a sleepin with yer there aunt Sadie son. Why fer yer be a doin that? Can't yer fine no one else to poke?
devil anse San Antonio, TX	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8 Jul 15, 2012 I herd say some folks tell me Cracker Barrel be yorn favor rite place to eat vittles cuzzin Cletus. Them there folks at that there Cracker Barrel tells me yorn favor rite vittles be possum stuffed with coontang and pickeled gopher pecker topped off with granny gravy. How yer doin cuz?
devil anse San Antonio, TX	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #9 Jul 15, 2012 Where you be boy? Reckon that gopher done bit off yer tongue. Don't yer know yer sposed to kill that there gopher yer found yonder fore yer put that rascal down yer gizzard cuz? Ma told me yer were dummer than a stump but I done told her, ma cuzzin Cletus he ain't dum he just done gone and got ignernt 'cause his memaw be his ma and his pa be his brother.
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