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WHY I AM DIVORCED

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning, so I went downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,'Happy Birthday!' And possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone 'Happy Birthday.'

I thought, "Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids - they will remember."

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So, when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!"

It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me?"

I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"

We went to lunch, but we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead to eat at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I really enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day! We don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?"

I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"

She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back."

"Ok." I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday.'

And I just sat there, on the couch... naked.

what a perv

whitehair wrote:

<quoted text>What they do behind closed doors is their business.For one thing sure,he is in excellent physical condition riding that bicycle!Sex is quite probable til age 85-90!And isn`t she a real doll!!!

She is a pudgy dumbass like you.

whitehair wrote:

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Better to vote against what we know is a failure!He had no idea how to run the Country before he got in office and he has only learned how to take vacations since.Get someone in there that can get things back to honest gov`t!!!!Or at least get rid of the deadwood.

Romey is a cult leader who created thousands of jobs, in China!

Lmfao

wtf wrote:

<quoted text>Romey is a cult leader who created thousands of jobs, in China!
Lmfao

Why dont you go suck a BLACK one you LOW LIFE TRASH

just me wrote:

<quoted text>Why dont you go suck a BLACK one you LOW LIFE TRASH

you sucked everything you could you inbred pos.

whitehair wrote:

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The President is supposed to have graduated,he then has not worked in business,knows nothing of leadership,has never run a business,and has been a big failure with jobs,with keeping the works of the various depts.of gov`t ,which he has charge over,from stealing the taxparers blind,and is just dandy at vacations and spending money which the taxpayeds put up.Where are the papers?Hidden from view.Reason?We don`t know for sure.His failure,however ,is apparent to any one that wants to really think about it.Now,who voted and made the mistake?

I can see November from Wisconsin

whitehair wrote:

<quoted text>What they do behind closed doors is their business.For one thing sure,he is in excellent physical condition riding that bicycle!Sex is quite probable til age 85-90!And isn`t she a real DOG!!!

I do agree with you, she is what you said she is.

wtf wrote:

<quoted text>She is a pudgy dumbass like you.

I coulnd't agree more with you in reference to dumbass.

Serafino wrote:

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I do agree with you, she is what you said she is.

Either you can`t read or you have a problem interpreting what was written.OR,like WTF,you just can not leave the truth be the truth.Do not change what was originally written.

Blah blah

Dfg

I need help understandin

who cares

whitehair wrote:

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Do not change what was originally written.

The only person that could tell me what to do is my father.
He is dead.

Ugly is ugly, here, there and everywhere. Bad taste is here, there and everywhere. The same goes for brown noses.

agree

sam wrote:

I need help understandin

Go to South Bend, Indiana and volunteer as developing fetus. You'll be happy in a jar floting in alcohol.

totally agree

Hey DB wrote:

<quoted text>Yes, Big Stewies is really stupid.

I do agree with you.