Romp in woods ends in charges for airline workers

LOL!!

Were they trying to save money on a hotel room? Maybe they should travel with camping gear next time.

a new meaning to : putting the lumber to..

fly united

Airlines pilots are nothing but dogs.....I remember being on vacation in Puerto Rico with my girlfriend when TWO EASTERN airline pilots wanted back rubs from ME because they were so tired!!! I was young and VERY gullable and naive (I was only 19 yrs. old)....I did give one of them a back rub and he fell asleep. The other got mad so I gave him one too. Then when I went back to my chair, they came after me!!! They pushed me down and undid the top straps of my suit (I was lying on my stomach) and they rubbed my back and legs. I have a picture of it to this day. One of them was married. This was outside by the pool of a Holiday Inn. What dogs......

Ah the beauty of nature.

Losers

Helicopter with heat seeking equipment? How much did that cost taxpayers?

Somebody should count the liquor bottles on that flight. If any went "missing" charges of theft should be added.

I gotta do some grading later ..
think I'll take the girlfriend with me.

See if she wants to go in the woods

Try staying in the same hotel as the flight crew!

skipper wrote:

I gotta do some grading later ..
think I'll take the girlfriend with me.
See if she wants to go in the woods

Hummmmm, y'all have fun. LOL!!

La Sunshine wrote:

<quoted text>Hummmmm, y'all have fun. LOL!!

remind me

that this is not the thing to do
when its 96 degrees
when the bugs are out biting anything that moves and when those piss-ants are not sleeping.

inkyninja wrote:

Losers

lost to the police state as usual

Who hasn't had a good romp in the woods? I don't understand what the big deal is? Are people that goddamn uptight? Land of the Free, my ass. Oh I'd better not say that, I might offend someone.....

a heat seeking helicopter?
a little excessive, don't you think....spending thousands of dollars to nab a guy getting laid in the woods....?

Anyhoo wrote:

Who hasn't had a good romp in the woods? I don't understand what the big deal is? Are people that goddamn uptight? Land of the Free, my ass. Oh I'd better not say that, I might offend someone.....

I agree with you. Consenting adults can and should have their fun, but they should take the proper precautions and not get caught!

Sorry, but I really don't agree with whoever thought I was clueless about airline pilots. I have the picture for proof. I wonder how the married pilot's wife would have felt if she saw the picture of her husband with his hands on the backs of my thighs!! So what if this wasn't in the woods! This was out in the open at poolside! Maybe if they had been Northwestern pilots it would have been different......lol.....

Can't anybody get laid anymore????

this air crew were just being company people and trying to save their airline fuel costs by packing light and following company procedures of utilizing uniforms only during assigned duty assignment periods.

Technically this crew was on duty so the uniform was appropriate in public locales to the woods, however they were not at an assigned duty period so personally I feel it would be inapproriate for them to wear clothes as long as they were in private as obviously this crew thought they were while in the woods.

Dambed if you do dambed if you don't anymore with these fuel prices lately and trying to save their company and their passengers extra baggage and fuel charges.

Note most airlines specify you may not go commando while on duty and in uniform so what alternatives did this poor aircrew have and still adhere to company policy and guidelines?