Does coffee make you Sh*t in the morning?

This one's for the ladies. Does that first cup of coffee make you drop those kids off at the pool? Does it make you release a brown trout into the pond?

Toxic Waste wrote:

This one's for the ladies. Does that first cup of coffee make you drop those kids off at the pool? Does it make you release a brown trout into the pond?

i look forward to dropping a deuce in the morning with my coffee.

Yes!!

I drink lots of coffee and only have healthy but not excessive bowel movements.

It does mo!

Coffee a natural stimulant. SEE below

Coffee is also a powerful stimulant for peristalsis and is sometimes considered to prevent constipation. However, coffee can also cause excessively loose bowel movements. The stimulative effect of coffee consumption on the colon is found in both caffeinated and decaffeinated coffee.[29][30]

Contrary to popular belief, caffeine does not act as a diuretic when consumed in moderation (less than five cups a day or 500 to 600 milligrams), and does not lead to dehydration or to a water-electrolyte imbalance; current evidence suggests that caffeinated beverages contribute to the body's daily fluid requirements no differently from pure water

really wrote:

Coffee a natural stimulant. SEE below

Coffee is also a powerful stimulant for peristalsis and is sometimes considered to prevent constipation. However, coffee can also cause excessively loose bowel movements. The stimulative effect of coffee consumption on the colon is found in both caffeinated and decaffeinated coffee.[29][30]

Contrary to popular belief, caffeine does not act as a diuretic when consumed in moderation (less than five cups a day or 500 to 600 milligrams), and does not lead to dehydration or to a water-electrolyte imbalance; current evidence suggests that caffeinated beverages contribute to the body's daily fluid requirements no differently from pure water

May I make a correction here. My wife is a doctor. First, there is no such thing as "decaffeinated" coffee. That coffee still has caffeine in it. There is no current technology that can eliminate caffeine from coffee 100%. Second, caffeine is a diuretic...period. Less than 8 ounces will hydrate you somewhat. More than that will make you pee at 1.5 times the rate of consumption. Electrolytes do not need replacing as much as Gatorade and other sport drinks would have you believe. The body replaces them on its own. Heavy athletic activity will require electrolyte replacement but I'm talking about a lot of activity.

Paul / really great info. As for toxic waste you are beyond crazy !!

i think warm liquid period 1st thing in mourning make you poo.i drink 1.5 quarts of warm water relaxing and go withing a half hour.my body wants to detox and rehydrate itself in mourning.

Seriously---mourning or do you mean morning? Honestly you can't be that dumb to not know the difference between the two?

I think the technical discussion is interesting. Not sure I agree with everything but I like coffe straight up (no milk, no sugar, no flavoring, just coffee and water). As for poop - don't know. I poop whether a drink coffee or not.

Wondering wrote:

Seriously---mourning or do you mean morning? Honestly you can't be that dumb to not know the difference between the two?

ur right i cant spell but do you always notice how people "still seem to know "what the person was trying to say.I acually got my job as a laborer because of this.they told me i was interveiew because a person who mispells alot is either a bum or maybe a HARD WORKING PERSON who doesnot sit around like a bum reading books all day long....

The proper words / phrases are bowel movement, stool, deficant, deficate, excrete,... If you are going to ask / answer a stupid question at least do so intelligently.

Spelling doesn't count as much as the content does. But I can tell you that my wife interviewed a few people where she works that had a Bachelor's and Master's degrees. She said that both had resume's that had horrific misspellings for having such a degree. They were not hired. Grammar and spelling counts but only to the ratio of your education. I once saw a 19 yo kid at a pizza joint get out a calculator to figure out my change. I knew it immediately. Now there I blame his high school. But I would not expect that same kid to be able to figure out the thrust-to-weight ration of the F-111. Nor would I hold it against him.

COFFEE AND JUICE

When I was in my twenties, it didn't matter what I drank, coffee, soda, juice, milk, or water. Within, a half an hour or so, I had to go. But coffee, and a can of coke acted the fastest.

Negative. Coffee does not make you poop any more that if you did not drink it at all. That's the final word. No further comment necessary. Move on everybody.

Coffee is good for you.

Caffeine will

I like having a good bowel movement. Sometimes my pants fit better after a particularly good movement.