Man robs Mich. bank, then turns himself in

He was probably looking for a place to spend the night and get a good meal_plus TV.They have a better lifestlye than I do!

He heard there was a substantial reward for information leading to a conviction in the bank robbery....

must have been Catholic or Jewish; definitely not CRC

HAIRY wrote:

He was probably looking for a place to spend the night and get a good meal_plus TV.They have a better lifestlye than I do!

Nope just lookin for a little free health care.

UHHUH wrote:

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Nope just lookin for a little free health care.

Makes you wonder if you should go to prison, just so you can get all these benefits. And all you got to do is commit a crime. How nice!

HAIRY wrote:

<quoted text>Makes you wonder if you should go to prison, just so you can get all these benefits. And all you got to do is commit a crime. How nice!

In america thats what we do,won't be long and commiting felonies will be the in thing to do.

he was probably hard up for money and unemployed. he took the money and his conscious took the best of him. i wonder if they will give him a reduced sentence for turning himself in right away?

HEALTHCARE CLOWN wrote:

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In america thats what we do,won't be long and commiting felonies will be the in thing to do.

And the taxpayers are paying for it! I've always heard that giving is better than receiving, but giving taxes to pay for this, I might disagree with!

fix-this wrote:

he was probably hard up for money and unemployed. he took the money and his conscious took the best of him. i wonder if they will give him a reduced sentence for turning himself in right away?

Why would he want a reduced sentence? Life is better in prison, than out in his real world.

fix-this wrote:

he was probably hard up for money and unemployed. he took the money and his conscious took the best of him. i wonder if they will give him a reduced sentence for turning himself in right away?

Of course they will,they love it when someone does somthing wrong and they come clean...If God can forgive why shouldn't they? As long as he or she has relized their wrong and try to make it right,Everyone desirves another chance..

HAIRY wrote:

<quoted text>Why would he want a reduced sentence? Life is better in prison, than out in his real world.

It's clear that you have never done time. Or you did and your cell mate and you got along very well.

HAIRY wrote:

He was probably looking for a place to spend the night and get a good meal_plus TV.They have a better lifestlye than I do!

Then commit some felonies take a ple deal and come see me sweetheart,

8Ball wrote:

<quoted text>It's clear that you have never done time. Or you did and your cell mate and you got along very well.

No, I haven't done time, but from the news I see, there are SOME prisoners with TV,health benefits,even their own cell.I realize their are stabbings and fights, and other nasty things going on in prison, but some do have it good.(Martha Stewart)

BUBBA wrote:

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Then commit some felonies take a ple deal and come see me sweetheart,

Sorry, not interested in sex at the moment,but I am interested in what would of happened if a "female BUBBA" was put in with Martha Stewart.