Local man Michael Hammock is the newest pedophile to be reported to authorities. He is a 20 year old male who has been
having sex with an unnamed 15 year old female Roberta resident. Mr. Hammock posted photographs of him dry humping on the
girl's rear end on Facebook, as well as other incriminating photos of he and Edward Stevens Jr. getting the underager drunk
and even photos of he and Edward Stevens smoking marijuanna. Local authorities are now in possession of the photographs and
have begun an investigation into the activities, which took place at 2897 Rowell Road, Roberta, Ga. 31078.
Mr. hammock could not be reached for comment. An anonymous source told us, " My name is Kayla Hodges, and Michael hammock
is a chicken-shit coward that has sex with minors, and if I'm not mistaken, that's a felony in Georgia- Statutory Rape, and
it's punishanle by up to 20 years in prison and requires the offender to register as a sex offender for the rest of his
life. Michael Hammock is an inbred redneck hick coward that will never be available for comment. He's a bitch sassypants
More details as the come in.