Who's the toughest streetfighter in Hamburg

Im looking for some tough guys to possibly be on a MMA fighting team. Who in the Hamburg area is tough and has some skill.I'm looking for some truly badasses that can fight not run their mouths

There is no one tough in Hamburg. They talk about how toug they are but aint non of them ever whipped anybody. The Blue Monn is just a hangout for cheep shotters and sucker punchers. Aint no one from Hamburg ever won no fight with anyone but there snaggle tooth crack whore girl freind

Stop into the Moon some night and say that.Ill knock your teeth out.

I'm the toughest fighter in Hamburg

Well Bob,
Im formerly from Hamburg and I whipped the living dogshit out of most of you out of town fckers running there mouth and if you got the balls to step up Ill make a special trip back to teach you that same lesson. You just let me know you chickenshit hiding behind your keyboard.

No one in Hamburg is tough. I was in the Moon last month and all there is is a bunch of fat guys in cammo playing cards wishin they were still in high school.I couldnt tell the women from the men

Theres these crazy brothers that wrestle giant catfishfish with thier bare hands. I cant remember their names but thay a meaner than rattlesnakes and just plain tough.Mess with them and they will break some of your bones and laugh at you

You're probably thinking of the Sloop brothers. Yes, the two were one dam badass combo you didn't fck with. However I wouldn't bother them about joining some MMA group. Damon unfortunatley can't and Jason from what I here has calmed down over the years like most of us have.....but you never know with him. I guess it wouldn't hurt to ask.

They was a whole bunch of them brothers not just two.

Those brothers are all gone now.I heard tell they covered themselves with brown gravy and 17 of Colonel Sander's secret herbs and spices and went tiger hunting barehanded in northern India.No one has seen them since......sad,sad story.

Some say that they now live in an ancient temple in Zanzibar and rule as kings over a lost civalization.Its hard to tell but I think they were eaten alive.

I checked on those guys. All settled down with kids.No luck there.Anybody else?

I know a few if you're willing to expand your search. Perhaps it's the alcohol, but Marlin - that was quite funny.

I'll think about it.

Sloop wrote:

I'll think about it.

Do it Sloop! But I say, you have to wear leopard speedos!

See if you can track down Josh Olmeier I know he did the toughman circuit for a while after highschool. He may still live in Hamburg or close by, of course he may be prision too who knows.

I'll pay $100 to watch the two oldest brothers fight each other.....WITHOUT leopard skin underwear

But Seriously, folks. There used to be some old guy named Ernest something who ran this place called "Southwest Iowa Boxing Club" and they had kids that learned to box and held exibitions at places like Peru State College (way back in the old days in the old gym) Does anybody remember this and does anybody know someplace around here where I could learn to box or watch some good fights (not bar fights, thanks)

I am, and always will be, the best mma figher to have graced that shithole called Hamburg. My record is (6-2-0) and ALL of my wins have been by submission in the first round (I won my last two fights in under a minute). If you wanna talk about white trash "tough guys", or dumbasses that sit at a bar and run their mouth, Hamburg has plenty of that. As far as legit combat athletes, there are none. If you want fighters, check up in the Council Bluffs/Omaha area, there are decent guys there who actually train (not just get drunk and talk about it).

toehold...you talk a lot of crap.I'm from Hamburg and too be honest with you I have no clue who you are so you must not be that famous.Just because a guy doesnt climb into a ring doesnt mean that he cant fight. If youre that tough then walk into the Moon some night and start calling people out.I'm in there occassionally and might take you up on it.I personnally have retired from MMA fighting and I did so with a record of 18-0.6-2 is a pathetic record especially at the level of fighting around here......I fought in the Quad Cities area where there is some competition.Feel free to run your mouth next time youre in town. I get back about once a month so you might get lucky.By the way there wont be a referree so when I get you in an arm bar there won't be any Tapout.....I'll just snap it.

Good luck Toehold.....I know who just called you out. I hope you have some insurance.