Heterosexual Menace: Cop Had Oral Sex With Cows And Got Off

I knew this gay guy that where he grew up....somewhere in the midwest.....it was a druken right of passage for teen boys. The calf just thinks its just a nipple, and goes to town. I heard this about 15yrs ago.

I'm confused. Is that a pic of the cow in the article above? I knew a guy who was accused of f*cking chickens. He never would say.

The scariest part is that a judge agreed with him that the cows didn't protest. What kind of logic is that? Would we say that if an adult molested a toddler? The judge is sick too.

Was the cows name Anne Coulter?

I think the headline should read "Cop RECEIVED oral sex from cows...". "HAD" reads as though he took turns blowing and getting blown by cows. Talk about getting fed a load of bull....HAH

I hope the cop had safe sex and didn't come down with mad cow disease. The mixture of that plus the right to carry a gun is a bit scary.

Mona Lott wrote:

Was the cows name Anne Coulter?

No, Rosie O'Donell

'Judge Morely said it was questionable that Melia’s acts, though “disgusting,” constituted animal cruelty.'
Are you kidding me. Now that this has come out to the public I can only imagine how embarassed the calf must be having to face the other calves who now know just how low it's standards for a sex partner are.

"Since New Jersey currently has no law explicitly banning such an act,"

This implies they once did. I guess they took it off, deeming it was 'outmoded' for modern times?

and to the first poster, yeah, I've grown up in the farmbelt, and the adults would occasionally joke about such things, so there had to be some truth to it somewhere along the line.

In fact, I know two brothers who grew up on a dairy farm. The straight one used to brag about lifting new calves every day as part of his regimen to build up his strength. The other turned out bi before deciding he was fully gay. He never mentioned doing anything like this, tho.

I hate to prejudge, but from the photos alone of those two white trash Beaufords, I am not a bit surprised that they are up to God only knows what. If this doesn't prove that the human gene pool is highly dilluted nothing does.
I hope the cows he, uh, got to know where female! I wouldn't want him accused of being gay or something.
Where are those usual haters who crawl these sights with the most vile descriptions of gay men and women's lives? Oddly silent, I note, except for Terrye, who manages to only comment with a homophobic retort, and comepletely ignore the topic, as usual. Too bad those calves didn't have teeth yet.

Sex with animals goes back to when man was an animal. Its been a taboo for about 10,000 years.
Animals do not produce children who can be put to work or drafted into armies. sold as slaves or other types of disgusting occupations.

As a kid my mother raised a calf every year for beef.

My job was to feed them with a bottle.

Seeing the way those calves treated the nipple of that bottle, I would NEVER do that. I would be afraid they would rip it off!!

This is so wrong on so many levels that I can't count them all.
However, let us NOT underscore the true vileness of this man and woman. They are also accused of sexual abuse of three underage girls and one underage boy. The videographic proof of the abuse, along with the bovine encounters, was on his home computer.

Gay or straight, someone wanting to have sex with a bovine is just strange, the ultimate Queer Act!

Now, a horse, that's a horse of a different color.. ha ha ha.... that's why the expression is "hung like a horse", not hung like a cow.

Mona Lott wrote:

Was the cows name Anne Coulter?

My vote is for Maggie Gallagher.

South Jersey Suburbanite wrote:

Gay or straight, someone wanting to have sex with a bovine is just strange, the ultimate Queer Act!
Now, a horse, that's a horse of a different color.. ha ha ha.... that's why the expression is "hung like a horse", not hung like a cow.

You do know that Wilbur and Mr. Ed were lovers and poor Carol never knew.

If he gets away with this the next thing you know heterosexuals will want to marry animals.

South Jersey Suburbanite wrote:

Gay or straight, someone wanting to have sex with a bovine is just strange, the ultimate Queer Act!
Now, a horse, that's a horse of a different color.. ha ha ha.... that's why the expression is "hung like a horse", not hung like a cow.

That is because while cow is often used as a colloquialism for what are actually cattle, technically a cow is an adult female cattle which has given birth. So the real reason they don't say hung like a cow is that the cows aren't hung, the bulls however, that's a different story...

Not bitter and jaded wrote:

As a kid my mother raised a calf every year for beef.
My job was to feed them with a bottle.
Seeing the way those calves treated the nipple of that bottle, I would NEVER do that. I would be afraid they would rip it off!!

But if the calves were gentle you'd consider it?

South Jersey Suburbanite wrote:

Gay or straight, someone wanting to have sex with a bovine is just strange, the ultimate Queer Act!
Now, a horse, that's a horse of a different color.. ha ha ha.... that's why the expression is "hung like a horse", not hung like a cow.

The male cow is called a Bull.