Gravity-defying rocks become art

I love it, fantastic- Rocks! Woot!

"Group rock balancing workshops have afforded me the opportunity to share rock balancing history and techniques with a wide range of people and then to participate in shared rock balancing," she said.

WTF is a group rock balancing workshop?
More importantly, WTF would anyone who doesn't have rock for brains ever consider attending one?

Maybe I can start a dog$hit stacking workshop? If people ever saw some of the magnificent sculptures that my Mastiff steams to perfection every day, they'd probably get stepped in a whole lot less!
Why just last week my dog dumped a perfectly formed "Tire Chock" style sculpture.
I let that prize winning pile bake in the sun for a few days and now I keep it in the trunk of my car just in case I have to park on a steep hill!

At least my dog's sculptures serve a real purpose. That may not seem like much, but just wait until your car starts rolling down a steep hill and heading in the direction of a busy playground,,,,, you'll be wishing you had one of my dog's daily dumps within arms reach no matter what they cost!

Handling these naturally pressed yard ornaments can help you stop biting your fingernails too!