You think that I think all people are missionaries? Have you been to China? Have you been to Vietnam?<quoted text>So, how many times did your dad get arrested. I think that you are confused, and you think that all people are like your mom and dad.
I think you should step out of the crawl space, hide your eyes at first (it will be bright) and go with the nice men in the white coats. Who's a good boy?