Single Farmer?

Anyone know a single farmer from Marion? My friend told me about a guy from here but I did not get his name.

narblue wrote:

Anyone know a single farmer from Marion? My friend told me about a guy from here but I did not get his name.

Oliver Wendell Douglas

I don't that was his name. He is in his 30's......

narblue wrote:

I don't that was his name. He is in his 30's......

Yep...same guy, but he isn't single. His wife is named Lisa.

Then thats not him.... Thanks

Hey, Oliver is married but he has a farm hand that is single...

Sam Drucker wrote:

Hey, Oliver is married but he has a farm hand that is single...

I bet that is who she is trying to find out about. He is always claiming to be a farmer, but is really just a hand. I think his name is Eb Dawson.

Yeah, that's him...usually rides around on a little motorbike...

if he rides a bike that is not him for sure!!

narblue wrote:

if he rides a bike that is not him for sure!!

Eb rides a nice bike but maybe you are talking about Arnold Ziffel. Does he have big ears?

He drives a blue truck and sometimes he drives a new red corvette. Lives off hwy 64 in the subdivision before Crittenden Memorial Park

Whats his name wrote:

He drives a blue truck and sometimes he drives a new red corvette. Lives off hwy 64 in the subdivision before Crittenden Memorial Park

That's Arnold...

Whats his name wrote:

He drives a blue truck and sometimes he drives a new red corvette. Lives off hwy 64 in the subdivision before Crittenden Memorial Park

That's Arnold Ziffel and he is a real pig. He won a million bucks several years ago in some contest and hasn't been the same since. He was seeing that Bassett girl, I think her name is Cynthia, but it led to some falling out with Mr. Haney and his folks over how he damaged her or something. I'd advise you to look somewhere else honey.

I had to cut Arnolds credit here at the dry goods store...I caught him a eatin all ma mushrooms..

Sam Drucker wrote:

I had to cut Arnolds credit here at the dry goods store...I caught him a eatin all ma mushrooms..

I'm not surprised...

He sounds like a loser......

His parents were good people. I think their names were Fred and Doris, but Arnold is just a waste. He had artistic talent and painted a lot. The money ruined him!

Hank Kimball came the store today, he said he might be interested in a hookup..But, then again, Hank usually can't decide on anything..

Grrrreeeen Acres is the Place to be.....Faaaarm Livin is the Life for me!!!!

Sam Drucker wrote:

Hank Kimball came the store today, he said he might be interested in a hookup..But, then again, Hank usually can't decide on anything..

Hank was sorta sexy in a weird kinda way, but just so dang indecisive. That would drive me crazy.